DORA THE GROWNUP


Da-da-da-da-a-Dora! Da-da-da-da-da-Dora! She can do anything! Because she is a Grownup! Dora Dora Dora the Grownup! Dora the Grownup! She is 24 years old now! Dora the Grownup! Hola. Soy Dora. And I’m Boots. Have you ever gone to the emergency room because you’re not sure if it’s an anxiety attack or heart problems? I’m here because I ate brownies laced with too much mota. Have you ever had a bad experience with edibles? I have. Me too! I am currently freaking out, and we’ve been waiting forever. Do you see el medico? Hi Dora. So it says here you ate too many pot brownies? How many did you have? Count with me Boots. 1-2-3! Well, you really didn’t need to come in here. You’re fine. Drink some water. Hooray! Now I can go on my date! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone that’s not right for you, but you don’t leave because you’re scared of hurting them? Who are you talking to? [Phone Vibrates] Oh no! I have to take this. It’s el banco! The bank! What could they want? Hola, soy Dora. Si. Si. Have you ever had to talk to the bank because someone was making fraudulent charges on your debit card? I told you a million times! Swiper, no swiping! And I’ll say it again! Say with with me everybody! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Have you ever gone to therapy? Me too! I need to go back to terapia. Map is in there right now. I’m the Map! I’m The Map. Oh God, I’m the Ma-hah-hah-happppp!!!! So, My therapist told me I’ve been trapping myself in a negative cycle since my friend died. Have you ever said goodbye to a loved one? Ok! We did it! [Singing]
We did it, we did it, we did it! Yay! Lo hicimos! We did it! We went to the ER because we got too high. Yeah, we did it, we did it, we did it! Hooray! We’re trapped in love and had identity theft. Yeah, we did it, we did it, we did it! We struggled with anxiety over things in our lives And we went to therapy to help us process. Yay! Whoo! Hooray! We did it! This is Mole! He’s on my shoulder! We’re watching him over the years to see if he changes into a Tumor! Uh oh! Time to go back to el medico! Adios! Goodbye!

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100 thoughts on “DORA THE GROWNUP

  1. Have you ever had a bad experience with edibles?
    Me: vomits onto the carpet after seeing her say this while smiling
    HOLY F**KING SHIT, AOK, WHAT THE F**K HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!?
    TOO MUCH WEED? OVERDOSE ON COCAINE THAT SURPRISINGLY CAUSED HER TO LIVE AFTER THAT?

  2. This is funny 😆😁 I was dying in my room while watching this thanks for recreating Dora
    Dora is my favorite cartoon as a kid and still is and this is making me love Dora so thz for this

  3. “Have you ever been to the emergency room because you don’t know if it’s an anxiety attack or heart problems?”

    Boots: I have

  4. Da-da-da-da-a-Dora! Da-da-da-da-da-Dora! She can do anything! Because she is a Grownup! Dora Dora Dora the Grownup! Dora the Grownup! She is 24 years old now! Dora the Grownup! Hola. Soy Dora. And I'm Boots. Have you ever gone to the emergency room because you're not sure if it's an anxiety attack or heart problems? I'm here because I ate brownies laced with too much mota. Have you ever had a bad experience with edibles? I have. Me too! I am currently freaking out, and we've been waiting forever. Do you see el medico? Hi Dora. So it says here you ate too many pot brownies? How many did you have? Count with me Boots. 1 2 3! Well, you really didn't need to come in here. You're fine. Drink some water. Hooray! Now I can go on my date! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone that's not right for you, but you don't leave because you're scared of hurting them? Who are you talking to? Phone Vibrates Oh no! I have to take this. It's el banco! The bank! What could they want? Hola, soy Dora. Si. Si. Have you ever had to talk to the bank because someone was making fraudulent charges on your debit card? I told you a million times! Swiper, no swiping! And I'll say it again! Say with with me everybody! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Have you ever gone to therapy? Me too! I need to go back to terapia. Map is in there right now. I'm the Map! I'm The Map. Oh God, I'm the Ma hah hah hap! So, My therapist told me I've been trapping myself in a negative cycle since my friend died. Have you ever said goodbye to a loved one? Ok! We did it! Singing We did it, we did it, we did it! Yay! Lo hicimos! We did it! We went to the ER because we got too high. Yeah, we did it, we did it, we did it! Hooray! We're trapped in love and had identity theft. Yeah, we did it, we did it, we did it! We struggled with anxiety over things in our lives And we went to therapy to help us process. Yay! Whoo! Hooray! We did it! This is Mole! He's on my shoulder! We're watching him over the years to see if he changes into a Tumor! Uh oh! Time to go back to el medico! Adios! Goodbye!

  5. If this is what life is like as an adult child, then I’m staying 11 and spending my time watching this stuff.

  6. I Knew a girl from high school and college who grew up to be just like this, if not more alcoholic (Like Penny from The Big Bang Theory) and it's sad because i wanted to believe that she was not a douchebag but not all dreams come true you know? Ironically yes she was a latina with an asian friend to boot.

  7. i shouldn't have watched episode 6 first i was wondering were backpack and map were…turns out,she died…becasue i think she was ran over

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