They say eveyone should have one. l’m thinkin’ about gettin’ me
an appointment and gettin’
my colon cleansed thoroughly. You wantyour colon cleansed?
l’m gon’ clean mine. There. Now mycolon is clean.
Squeakyclean. Evey time we have a meal,
you break gas. Don’t break gas
and destroyour meal. You the one that brought up
colon cleansin’! l did not say anything
about breakin’ gas! You can talk about puttin’
a tube in somebody’s ass,
but l can’t breakwind. – l didn’t say nothin’ ’bout
puttin’ a hose up nobody’s ass.
– Whatyou think a colonic is? – You thinkyou run your
asshole by the carwash?
– You’re chokin’ the baby. As long as l pay the bills,
l do what l want at this table. Case in point:
[ Loud Fart ] – Who that called my name?
– Yeah, l called you
ifyour name is- [ Loud Fart ] Keep insulting me. l’ll toss this between
the crack ofyour ass. l can go all night.
[ Loud Fart ] – l hopeyou fart
’til your asshole falls out.
– [ Continues Farting ] – [ Laughing Wildly]
– [ Loud Fart ] Ohh, my baby too! [ Loud Fart ] Goddamn it,
l messed up my pants. Damn, Daddy. You rotten. [ ErnieJr.
Continues Laughing ] Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous,
wonderful, fabulous evening. Look. Them dogs done
tore up my garbage. Cletus, the dog’s ripped open
the garbage again! l’m not shootin’ no dog! Thanks for dinner, Mama. Baby, you still worried
about whatyour father
said in there? Oh, son, listen to me. You are special. When the good Lord madeyou,
he madeyou beautiful inside and out. You can do anything, Sherman. All you got to do
is believe in yourself
and you can do anything. [ Chuckling ]
You’re so handsome. Gimme some sugar. Loveyou, Mama. Loveyou too, baby.
Nighty-night. Ohh, my baby. Sherman, Sherman, Sherman.
Fabulous. Cletus, come clean
this garbage up!