Gordon Talks Dirty

I’m gonna give you some pointers for the big night! So if you’re feeling adventurous, follow this! You need a really nice robust tart.
What we’re looking for is a really nice broad. The most popular bird in the country.
Flexible body. Semi-firm breasts, but quite bouncy.. and then just lift-up the skirt and they get excitied, so they look wet.
Open up… …the legs.
Two beautiful thighs. Three fingers. Get your hand,
and almost treat your hand like a sort of whisk. Push your fingers in there and it’s nice and moist
and smelling very fragrant, and that confirms she’s ready for up-and-down motion. That’s not rocket science, is it? That’s common sense! DO NOT be scared about the bottom. DON’T WORRY!
(Uh-hee-hee-heeeeeee) That’s classed as the dark brown,
Rolls-Royce part. It’s full of flavour,
so treat it with some respect. And get REALLY nice and comfortable. And then turn her over…. and bang
(mmmmmmmmmm) And this is where you need… …a small knob.
Imagine you’re holding a tennis racket or a little whisk and then… A confident grip, firm… push push, push, push.
Straight in the butt crack! And get it in there! and just up and down… ….up and down.
It feels and sounds a little bit weird. and it’s SO easy to cream
in literally minutes. Now, the secret now… is to make sure that we DEFINITELY don’t go for a pee.
(Mmmmm) Hold back, and WAIT. Mm… mmmm.. mmmmm.. mmmmmmm..
mmmmmmmm… MMMMMMMMM…. and then bang… OUT!
Bang, it pops out. begin to recycle the bottles and just drip a nice white, creamy liquid
down the bottom to give it some form of decoration just, almost like a little tap and just let it drizzle out.
Now don’t toucn your face,
especially your eyes. It smells like FISH It’s strong, it’s slightly sour, but it’s creamy
and it’s packed with folks in Greece. That SMELLS AMAZING!
THAT SMELLS… amazing.

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100 thoughts on “Gordon Talks Dirty

  1. Breast
    The skirt
    And BANG
    Uo the butt
    At this rate, we're going to cream in MINUTES
    Best thing is not to pee
    And now you'll see some sort of cream coming down

  2. I’ve always had a huge crush on Gordon. I want him to bend me over and take my virginity. I fantasize about him and his loud ass insults 😂😂💗

  3. YouTube 2011: nope
    YouTube 2012: nah
    YouTube 2013: I don’t think so
    YouTube 2014: maybe, no
    YouTube 2015: perhaps..
    YouTube 2016: you wish
    YouTube 2017: maybe not
    YouTube 2018: no, I don’t think I will
    YouTube 2019: the time has come bitches!!

  4. I hate when people talks dirty jokes but he the only one who is acceptable to say and can makes me laugh

  5. 2011 – Not popular ;(
    2012 – Not popular ;(
    2013 – Not popular ;(
    2014 – Not popular ;(
    2015 – Not popular ;(
    2016 – Not popular ;(
    2017 – Not popular ;(
    2018 – Not popular ;(
    2019 – Let’s stick it into everyone’s recommendations!
    (I’m glad!)

  6. 2011 youtube recomdation: nah
    2012 youtube recomdation: nah
    2013 youtube recomdation: nah
    2014 youtube recomdation: nah
    2015 youtube recomdation: nah
    2016 youtube recomdation: nah
    2017 youtube recomdation: nah
    2018 youtube recomdation: hmm
    2019 youtube recomdation: It's Gordon's time

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