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57 thoughts on “How to Get Rid Of Bees

  1. @mrgdog400 nope just pisses them off. if they are hornets and u actually got to BREAK the hive then they'll surrendor and ur their new master (not even kidding)

  2. Great, now my house looks like shit with no plant life and fucking pantyhose and cut soda bottles everywhere!

  3. it's because over my wall thirs the big trees and have grow fuzz the fuzz carries Pallon and the bees come and they get in the pool

  4. There’s one I’m my room right now and I’m hiding under a blanket and I️ think it’s a wasp help

  5. This must be a very old article because honeybees are Africanized in a lot more places than just Florida.

  6. I know bees are important, but I think they're trying to find a new home on my back porch, because there's a lot of them and I can't have that… Nor am I going to spend a ton of money on pest control when I can just go to home depot and grab a few ummm… things… So you know what I'm going to do right? Sorry little bees…

  7. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 – “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE – DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black…oohh, black and yellow… ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN – CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" – JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM – CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" – JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card,

  8. Wake up every other day to find a bee in my room on the second floor. Just one, every second day. Went around like a maniac taping all the holes in the walls but they still get here.

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