Lois Throws Peter Away | Season 17 Ep. 18 | FAMILY GUY


[snoring] PETER GRIFFIN: So
good to be home. LOIS GRIFFIN: Since
when do you surf? PETER GRIFFIN: Oh, I don’t. I just rolled around
in the sand and brought home this bucket of live crabs. [crabs skittering] LOIS GRIFFIN: [sighs]
When the clutter is gone, the path to happiness is clear. PETER GRIFFIN: Lois, you
could just pee in these like a spacesuit, right? LOIS GRIFFIN: Peter,
you don’t kindle joy. PETER GRIFFIN: What? LOIS GRIFFIN: I’m sorry,
but I’m looking at you, and I’m just not feeling joy. PETER GRIFFIN: What? What are you saying? LOIS GRIFFIN: Peter, I
don’t think I can have you in the house right now. PETER GRIFFIN: You’re
throwing me away? LOIS GRIFFIN: Yes. I’m so sorry, Peter. I just feel like if
you don’t kindle joy– and that’s what the book said– PETER GRIFFIN: You can’t
kick me out of my own house. The house that I pay for? That I semi-pay for with
help from your parents? That your parents
pay for entirely, but I get to put the mortgage
coupon in the mailbox? That your parents pay for
entirely using auto-draft from their account, while
I put a pretend mortgage coupon that clearly says, not
legal tender, into the mailbox? That your parents pay for
entirely using auto-draft from their account, while I
put a pretend mortgage coupon that says, not legal
tender, into Stewie’s “Sesame Street” mailbox? That your parents pay for
entirely using auto-draft from their account, while Chris
puts a pretend mortgage coupon that says, not legal
tender, into Stewie’s “Sesame Street”
mailbox while I hold the plastic door open for him? That your parents
pay for entirely– LOIS GRIFFIN: Yeah, we get it. PETER GRIFFIN: OK. What’s happening again? LOIS GRIFFIN: I’m asking
you to leave the house. PETER GRIFFIN: The
house that I pay for?

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74 thoughts on “Lois Throws Peter Away | Season 17 Ep. 18 | FAMILY GUY

  1. This is now the point where I now stop watching Family Guy for good, except for the episodes without Lois in her own episodes. She's noe pure evil and I want Strwie killing her.

  2. Lois you’re going to be sorry. Seriously, I’m getting tired of you glaring at Peter and his hobbies! Deal with it!

  3. They should make more episodes focus on Tricia and Joyce. I liked how they interacted in this one, too bad they weren't they weren't in it more.

  4. They make up at the end of the episode with a dramatic zoom and a cliche speech. I’m calling it. Can someone confirm if I’m correct?

  5. Chandler: Joey, I've put up a restraining order against you so now you can't live here anymore.
    Joey: What? You're kicking me out of my apartment which I pay for?
    The apartment I semi pay for with you? The apartment I semi pay for with you even though you pay for my half every time I can't which has been going on since I first moved in.

  6. New family guy where jokes get carried on for way too long making it not funny anymore and most of the characters are gone terrible the old family guy was amazing it’s really disappointing now a days

  7. Can we get 1 new episode where they don't drag a joke for basically an hour straight. Remember when family guy made you laugh and didn't drag their jokes on?

  8. yep looks like a divorce is coming luv how dark this show has become btw new family guy wayyyyyy better then old family guy and new family guy waayyyyyy better then 2009-2013 family guy (the years without Cleveland) ohh and Lois is soo hot in her pajamas and when she isn't wearing the green shirt

  9. I’m not on either side so I’m not sure what should I say personally but I would love my BF to bring the beach in my room~~~

  10. Loved the episode .

    Lois would have been better off if she only threw PETER away.

    Peter has long outlived his welcome.

  11. Welp, divorce is on the horizon. Good for her, that would be a great way to end the series, just go out in a blaze of hate and sour grapes. Oh and Joe can walk, Brian dies and stays dead, and everybody can understand Stewie.

  12. stewie's sesame street mailbox I totally forgot about those lol family guy is so good not only because they are funny but they bring you back to classic times

  13. He jus simple saying the money that we spending now it's not real money. Mortgage fraud……..hrj192

  14. LOL, instead of picking one punchline the writers included ALL of them! That's kind of funnier! LMAO

  15. I got no problem with Lois moving on from Peter. But no Lois you need to leave the house. You're not the one paying the bills so WTF do you get to stay?

  16. lois has NO character other than this "I latch onto whatever i think other like"…………so Fortnight

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