Men Get Their Ideal Penis Size

– That’s almost down to my knee. (dramatic suspenseful music) – It’s really weird to kind
of talk about, I guess. Guys don’t really talk about penis sizes. – I think a lot of guys
don’t want to talk about it because it’s one of those
things where you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. I can sit here and tell you I’m adequate and there’s gonna be
people who’ll be like, that guy’s gotta a tiny dick. – Penis size in the gay
community is a pretty big deal. You’re expected to walk around
with this giant anaconda. – I think a lot of guys feel
that they need that reassurance especially from, not so much
guys, but more from women, that they’re sexually adequate
enough for them in bed. – And you do want to
have these expectations but there’s really nothing you can do. – Would I change anything about my penis? I mean it curves to the left a little bit. Maybe if I could straighten
it out a little bit, sure. – Yes, I would love a size difference. I would actually kind of want
to have maybe a 12 inch penis. – If I were to have my ideal sized penis, I’m gonna go with probably
like what a porn (bleep) would look like. – I would still like to be uncircumcised and the foreskin is right here. – I’m Jewish and it is a
mandatory thing to be circumcised. – This is my ideal version of my penis. Yes, this is my ideal penis size. It’s sad but it’s true. – Straight as a (bleep)ing arrow. I mean, if girls like that, that’s great. I don’t have to offer that. I have to offer this. And now that I look at
this compared to this, I feel real small. – I’m excited to see my ideal penis that society has put in my head. – Ha ha ha ha. Look what it’s doing already. This would be fun to
play a sword fight with. Just like, find someone else and just. This could really, really hurt someone. – This is what you size queens want. This. How dare you all! I’m feeling pissed off
but I’m also feeling very aroused right now. – I don’t think this is ideal for me. I don’t even know. Like, how would you even walk around? It’s heavy. Is that too long? Yeah, that’s real too long. You definitely can’t be wearing
skinny jeans with these. – This is huge man. I’ve seen so much gay porn that
this is like the ideal size. You can get kinky with this. – I mean, I’m sure, maybe
there are definitely guys that are this gifted and
God bless you, you know. I mean, I don’t know if
girls would find this as pleasurable, some would probably. – If I had a dick this big, I’m just flailing it out everywhere. I’m just gonna be like, what’s up y’all? This is my penis. – I’m satisfied with what
I’ve got between my legs. I’m really happy with that. This is a lot to handle,
it’s a lot to deal with. It definitely will change your life. – You don’t need a penis this big, guys. Luckily, for something
that I naturally have, and I’m very humble, very
happy with my penis size. You don’t need a dick this big. This is honestly ri-dick-ulous. (upbeat happy music)

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100 thoughts on “Men Get Their Ideal Penis Size

  1. Reminds me of the stories and testimonials that I have heard, about Ric Flair wearing nothing but his sparkling, robe on their flights. Walking around to all the stewardesses, flinging his robe open and commencing with the "Heli-cockter"!!!! Lol……

  2. I have a 7 inch penis i wanted to have a 6 inch penis but it grew more i hope girls can handle a 7 inch penis or im screwed.

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  4. no guy actually wants a penis that big, that’s ganna be so uncomfortable sleeping, wearing shorts, joggers, running or getting random boner in class

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  6. Zach may not be the hottest pepper in the bag (I just made that up on the spot lol) but his personality is fuckin beautiful

  7. Ive had a 5 inch maybe 5.5 that i would put in my top 3 anyday. He could get it whenever he wants. I wish these hoes would stop stretching their pu*** out so much that all they can feel is 11 inches.

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