Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. 2003 HD Full Movie HD | Sunil Dutt, Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi


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Start the car!

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It’s not starting.
Push the car.

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Hang on …there we go!

4
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What’s happening?
Who’s he? Who are you?

5
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I’m just a simpIe man.
PIease save me!

6
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Then why is he shooting at you?
– I don’t know.

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”Dude, is this some mafia nonsense?
I’II get screwed aIong with you!”

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See that jeep behind us –
pIease go in that!

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Is that him?

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Oh god!

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”Dear Iord!
Hey, do you know the Hanuman prayer?”

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Gayatri mantra?
– I don’t.

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”Dude, sing any hymn you know!”

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Now I Iay me down to sIeep…

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We’re dead meat!

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”If I die before I wake,
I pray the Iord my souI to take…”

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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

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Go away! Don’t foIIow me!
You’II get me kiIIed.

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Shoo!
– Stop!

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Shoo! Get Iost!
– PIease buddy!

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”I’m outta here!
– PIease, Sir!”

22
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Whoa! You again? Buzz off!

23
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”PIease…, Taxi!
PIease… Don’t Ieave me, Taxi.”

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”Quick, caII the cops!”

25
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”Good morning, Sire.”

26
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WeIcome. Some tea?

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Here…

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”How’s Iife, Ghanshyam?”

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You? Here?

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CaII your wife.
TeII her you’ve been kidnapped.

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Two miIIion – cash. Got it?

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But…

33
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You borrowed money;
you didn’t return it on time.

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”Circuit, I’d said ”point the gun”,
not ”shoot aII over Mumbai!!”

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ChiII out bro!

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They’re fake buIIets…
they just sting!

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”Hey, FIo Jo, at this range even a fake
buIIet can do the job! What?”

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Who are you peopIe?

39
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You owe him 2 miIIion:
Pay up. Go home.

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”But ManiIaI, you know
I paid your brother in time.”

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My brother swindIed haIf the city
and fIed to Dubai.

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I don’t care what deaI you
guys had – I want my money.

43
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But it was you
who asked me to pay him!!

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I don’t care!
I want my money back.

45
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Hang on…
You paid back his brother?

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Yes. Ask him.
– What does he care…?

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Quiet!

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”Dude, you made a big mistake.”

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”Ghanshyam, go home.”

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”And you, caII your wife.
– But… why?”

51
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”Hey, don’t fuse my circuit or…”

52
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you’II be riding home
in three different bags!

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”TeII your woman to send 1 miIIion,
because you’ve been kidnapped.”

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Why one miIIion?!

55
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Because you were dishonest.

56
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”My father says, ”Don’t be dishonest,
and don’t toIerate dishonesty.”

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”Now, caII your wife!”

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Grab him.
– Yes brother.

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Quiet!

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”TeIegram for MurIi Prasad Sharma!
– Open it, quick!”

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When?

62
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”The evening train, brother.
– Damn! We’re screwed!”

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”AaIam, caII Banwari! Move it!!”

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”The boss’s oId man is coming,
by the 5 o’cIock train…”

65
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What?!
– But he aIways comes in JuIy…?

66
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FooI! He’s not the monsoon.
He can come whenever.

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The Boss’s dad is coming!
5 o’cIock!

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”C’mon, hurry up!
Move it! We don’t have time!”

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”You’re stiII a rookie, chiId.”

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Sorry…Forgive me…
It was on the fIoor…

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I was returning it…
I’m not a pickpocket.

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BIoody thief! Pickpocket!
Let’s beat him!

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See how they’re beating
the poor thing.

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What are you doing?
Make way!

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What are you doing? Leave him!
Why are you beating him?

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”He stoIe from me, why are
aII of you getting excited?”

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I wiII beat this man.
Come with me!

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”You don’t know these ruffians, sir.
– Let us at him, we’II teach him!”

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”WeII, shouId I…?
– No.”

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Do you know who they are?

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These are the peopIe of our country.
Look at their faces.

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Someone’s fought with his wife;
another’s son won’t Iisten to him.

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”One’s jeaIous of
his neighbour’s success,”

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and one has had it
with his IandIord’s demands.

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From the government’s corruption
to the cricket team’s defeat…

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they’re upset about everything.

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”But their anger is siIent, bottIed up.
They’II pour it out on you.”

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ShouId I hand you over to them?
They’II definiteIy crack your skuII!

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No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake!

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Can’t see them brother…
– Keep Iooking.

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”AIright everyone,
he’s Iearned his Iesson.”

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Thank you for your heIp.

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”Son, it’s simpIer to Iive honestIy.
Understand?”

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Namaste.
– BIess you.

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Namaste.
– Good… God bIess…

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What the heII are you doing here?
– You know him?

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He…no.

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Porter!

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You’re hurt.
Come… our son is a doctor.

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He’s here!

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Let’s go!
Hurry! Hurry!

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Hey… you! Watch it!
The Iadder!

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Hey… I’m hangin’ here!!
Put it back! HeIp!

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Wow! A new signboard?

105
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”Yes. Was put up right after we
got the teIegram…. This way, Ma’am.”

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”Go ahead, read it.”

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”Read it quickIy, I want to meet my son.
Fine! I’II read it.”

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That’s his name. Happy?

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Read your name?
Let’s go in.

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Even my son ran away from the viIIage.

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”But, unIike you, he worked hard and
became a doctor. Let’s go.”

112
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It’s what we feared –
Lymphosarcoma of the intestines.

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”Doc, wiII I Iive?”

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”Yes, because onIy Dr.MurIi Prasad Sharma
knows the cure for this disease.”

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ReaIIy?

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”Father, you’re here!”

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”God bIess you, son.”

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How are you Ma?
– Fine. How are you?

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Me? Great!

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”Great? He works day and night,
ignoring his own heaIth.”

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That’s my son! SeIfIessness is
the sure way to heaven.

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”Thanks, father.”

123
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”Oh, and Iook at this chiId –
he’s bIeeding.”

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The doctor wiII fix you up.

125
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You…? A doctor?!

126
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”Dr. Lohanna, it’s a deep cut –
an emergency – fix it!”

127
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But…

128
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Don’t worry. Dr. Lohanna wiII
deaI with him.

129
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You must be tired. Go rest.

130
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Seeing you makes us Iess weary.

131
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Shhh… Quiet!

132
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What happened?
– They’re punching…

133
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Stitching… him up. It’s painfuI.

134
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I’ve brought it! Here!

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”1 miIIion.
Let my husband go, pIease!”

136
00:13:16,042 –>00:13:17,703
”Shut up! Remember, Brother’s a doctor!”

137
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”Sorry madam, if money couId save Iives
then the rich wouId never die.”

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”Circuit, heIp the Iady.
– Huh!? …Yes, doctor.”

139
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Madam…

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But I…
– PIease come with me.

141
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Don’t worry.
Everything wiII be fine

142
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Her husband was so obese
the Iiposuction took a week!

143
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Is this aII of it?
– Yes

144
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ChiII sis! Go sit in the car.
He’II be right out.

145
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Soon…?
– Don’t you worry!

146
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Goddamn rodent! Beat it!

147
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You carry on son.

148
00:14:02,955 –>00:14:06,618
”Hey, didn’t we meet the Iast time too?”

149
00:14:07,627 –>00:14:10,289
Are you ok?
– No it’s…

150
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I’m … I’m…

151
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”Dr.Monty,
take my parents inside, quick.”

152
00:14:25,378 –>00:14:27,312
”Nurse, get me the chIoroform.”

153
00:14:30,983 –>00:14:31,972
What?

154
00:14:32,151 –>00:14:37,987
You over-acting piece of crap…

155
00:14:38,991 –>00:14:41,323
”Look at him, what a naturaI!”

156
00:14:41,994 –>00:14:44,792
He’s been acting for three years and
father’s never recognised him.

157
00:14:45,932 –>00:14:48,992
”Get up, jerk! You’re cured.
Now, get out!”

158
00:14:50,002 –>00:14:51,993
What the heII is going on?

159
00:14:52,338 –>00:14:55,000
It’s a Iong story! Scram!

160
00:15:09,956 –>00:15:15,019
”Brother, if it hurts you so much…”

161
00:15:18,030 –>00:15:22,023
…why don’t you just teII
your father the truth?

162
00:15:24,704 –>00:15:30,438
”TeII him, in this city a don gets
more respect than any damn doc.”

163
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He’II die if he gets to know…

164
00:15:37,049 –>00:15:40,041
”Its just seven days of drama, Circuit.
Let it be.”

165
00:15:50,162 –>00:15:53,063
”Ma, remember when I saw a ghost
near the cemetery?”

166
00:15:53,733 –>00:15:57,066
And it was Chandu who was sIeepwaIking.

167
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And father had raised his cane…

168
00:15:59,839 –>00:16:02,399
”FooI! Why did you go
near the cemetery?”

169
00:16:04,076 –>00:16:05,873
I was so scared.

170
00:16:06,178 –>00:16:08,738
Scared? You were shaking!

171
00:16:10,082 –>00:16:15,076
And you hugged me…
And I feIt nothing couId scare me

172
00:16:16,255 –>00:16:18,883
You used to caII it something…?
– The Magic Hug!

173
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The Magic Hug!

174
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Get up.
– What…?

175
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Do as I say.

176
00:16:35,107 –>00:16:36,597
Come here.

177
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”Now teII me, what’s bothering you?”

178
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”Ma, if I wasn’t a doctor…”

179
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What are you two up to?

180
00:16:48,120 –>00:16:49,917
”Nothing father. Just nostaIgia,
about the viIIage…”

181
00:16:50,122 –>00:16:53,580
So come back. You are so famous
in the viIIage today.

182
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”The naughtiest kid who became
a big doctor in the city!”

183
00:16:57,930 –>00:16:59,921
”He wasn’t the naughtiest.
– Ah, right.”

184
00:17:00,132 –>00:17:05,468
”It was I who stoIe fruits,
set fire to peopIe’s trousers… right?”

185
00:17:15,147 –>00:17:18,548
‘Morning sir!
– ‘Morning… What’s going on?

186
00:17:18,951 –>00:17:21,317
”Oh, nothing.
They’re Ioony bins. How’s the Doc?”

187
00:17:21,587 –>00:17:23,578
He’s fine. How much for a coconut?

188
00:17:23,756 –>00:17:26,156
WouId I ever accept
money from you?

189
00:17:26,492 –>00:17:28,483
”WouId you Iike one with water,
or a creamy one?”

190
00:17:28,761 –>00:17:30,752
Neither…if it’s free.

191
00:17:30,963 –>00:17:32,828
PIease don’t do this!
– Ok …I’m off!

192
00:17:32,965 –>00:17:35,160
”Stop, sir! I was kidding. PIease…”

193
00:17:35,968 –>00:17:36,957
A coconut pIease.

194
00:17:37,169 –>00:17:39,763
Fifteen bucks for a creamy
one and ten for water!

195
00:17:42,975 –>00:17:44,966
”Excuse me, do I know you?”

196
00:17:45,177 –>00:17:49,614
”I don’t know about that, but
I certainIy know you, Dr. Asthana.”

197
00:17:58,324 –>00:17:59,985
Mr. Sharma!
– Correct!

198
00:18:00,192 –>00:18:03,184
How are you Mr. Sharma?
– You know each other?

199
00:18:03,529 –>00:18:05,861
Of course. When we finaIIy
got a hospitaI…

200
00:18:06,198 –>00:18:08,189
he was the first doctor
to come to the viIIage.

201
00:18:08,367 –>00:18:10,858
”He stayed for two years!
– Yes, but you, here?”

202
00:18:11,203 –>00:18:13,797
My son Munna has a hospitaI here.

203
00:18:14,140 –>00:18:15,903
Munna’s hospitaI?
– Yes.

204
00:18:16,142 –>00:18:18,007
I don’t understand.
– You don’t need to.

205
00:18:18,310 –>00:18:20,540
Which coconut wouId you Iike?
– HoId on.

206
00:18:21,213 –>00:18:22,942
Munna’s a doctor??

207
00:18:23,282 –>00:18:27,218
”Remember, I had toId you my son
wouId become a doctor someday?”

208
00:18:27,453 –>00:18:30,889
You did sir… now shouId
I cut a cream coconut?

209
00:18:31,223 –>00:18:32,554
Hang on.

210
00:18:33,225 –>00:18:36,558
”Surprising…I Iive near by,
and I don’t know of this hospitaI.”

211
00:18:36,862 –>00:18:39,592
Forget about it! What’s that
got to do with my coconuts? You…

212
00:18:39,899 –>00:18:42,231
Damn you and your coconuts.
Stop it I say.

213
00:18:48,240 –>00:18:50,231
Lets go to my house.
– Sure.

214
00:18:50,643 –>00:18:55,239
”So, you say your son’s
hospitaI is cIose by?”

215
00:18:55,648 –>00:18:58,242
But I know aII the doctors around…
– Bananas?

216
00:19:13,666 –>00:19:17,067
”This standing around,
Iaughing IoudIy… what is that?”

217
00:19:17,269 –>00:19:18,463
Laughter therapy.

218
00:19:18,671 –>00:19:23,870
”If you’re tense, or angry,
you Iaugh IoudIy…”

219
00:19:24,276 –>00:19:26,073
it Iowers the bIood pressure.

220
00:19:26,278 –>00:19:29,076
But how do you Iaugh when you’re tense?
– Practice!

221
00:19:29,949 –>00:19:33,282
”Look at me. The angrier I get,
the harder I Iaugh”

222
00:19:33,652 –>00:19:34,880
PIease sit.

223
00:19:37,356 –>00:19:39,290
PIease get another cup.
– Right away.

224
00:19:40,459 –>00:19:42,893
So where did Munna get
his M.B.B.S. degree from?

225
00:19:43,095 –>00:19:44,858
I don’t know.

226
00:19:45,030 –>00:19:47,089
He was in high schooI when
he ran away from home.

227
00:19:47,299 –>00:19:50,291
It was my fauIt – I was too strict.

228
00:19:50,703 –>00:19:52,637
I wanted him to be a doctor…

229
00:19:52,872 –>00:19:55,102
but he kept fIunking.
– I remember.

230
00:19:55,307 –>00:19:59,300
I was so scared that he wouId
become a criminaI…

231
00:19:59,512 –>00:20:02,310
”but fifteen years Iater
he caIIed and said,”

232
00:20:03,315 –>00:20:05,647
Father I’ve become a doctor.

233
00:20:07,052 –>00:20:10,510
I can’t express the joy I feIt.

234
00:20:12,258 –>00:20:13,316
Tea.

235
00:20:16,495 –>00:20:18,725
”Mr. Sharma, good things
happen to good peopIe.”

236
00:20:19,798 –>00:20:22,323
And how’s your daughter Chinki?
– Good.

237
00:20:23,335 –>00:20:25,326
What does she do now?
– She’s a doctor.

238
00:20:29,341 –>00:20:34,005
Is she married?
– I’m stiII Iooking for a groom –

239
00:20:34,346 –>00:20:37,008
”she insists on getting married
onIy to a doctor, someone she knows.”

240
00:20:37,349 –>00:20:38,873
She’s right.

241
00:20:39,351 –>00:20:43,151
”WeII, there is a doctor
Chinki’s known as a chiId.”

242
00:20:43,622 –>00:20:47,524
”Co-incidentaIIy,
I have his photo right here.”

243
00:20:54,466 –>00:20:56,161
What do you say?

244
00:20:58,304 –>00:21:02,798
Marriage! Not for me!
It’II be a big probIem.

245
00:21:03,375 –>00:21:06,970
Fine. Lets go Parvati.
– Where?

246
00:21:07,313 –>00:21:12,842
To our viIIage! No one there negates
their parents’ wishes so merciIessIy.

247
00:21:13,385 –>00:21:17,719
What is aII this? Mom…
– He’s right.

248
00:21:18,791 –>00:21:21,385
My poor IittIe heart
had just one Iast wish…

249
00:21:21,660 –>00:21:23,855
…to pIay with my grandkids.

250
00:21:24,563 –>00:21:27,396
Looks Iike I’II die without that joy

251
00:21:27,800 –>00:21:31,395
”You’re making a mountain out of
a moIehiII. Circuit, expIain to them!”

252
00:21:34,873 –>00:21:38,138
”Sir, you see…”

253
00:21:38,410 –>00:21:43,746
Brother is so busy 24/7…

254
00:21:44,416 –>00:21:46,941
the wife wouIdn’t understand the
pressures of running the hospitaI…

255
00:21:49,421 –>00:21:51,412
”UnIess, of course,
she was a doctor herseIf.”

256
00:21:51,757 –>00:21:56,023
That’s true. OnIy a doctor can
understand a doctor’s pressures.

257
00:21:56,428 –>00:21:59,226
ExactIy. Father…

258
00:22:01,967 –>00:22:03,958
Why are you smiIing Iike that?

259
00:22:06,572 –>00:22:08,972
Mom? You too?

260
00:22:09,241 –>00:22:11,106
We’ve found a Iady doctor for you.

261
00:22:11,443 –>00:22:14,105
And you have an appointment
with her tomorrow.

262
00:22:14,446 –>00:22:16,243
What doctor?!

263
00:22:17,616 –>00:22:18,708
Chinki.

264
00:22:20,019 –>00:22:22,453
Chinki! What kind of name is that?

265
00:22:24,456 –>00:22:26,788
Hang on…That Chinki?!

266
00:22:33,465 –>00:22:35,456
Brother how is Chinki to Iook at?

267
00:22:36,135 –>00:22:38,467
”Like, reaIIy pretty?”

268
00:22:40,472 –>00:22:45,466
”WeII, when we were kids, she was a
fatso with two oiIed pigtaiIs,”

269
00:22:46,145 –>00:22:48,477
…and a perenniaI running nose.

270
00:22:50,282 –>00:22:51,806
We pIayed together a Iot.

271
00:22:52,051 –>00:22:54,611
”I’d be the doctor,
and she’d be the wife.”

272
00:22:55,054 –>00:22:57,989
”I’d go to the cIinic,
she’d stay home and cook.”

273
00:22:59,024 –>00:23:02,926
”WeII then, marriage sounds
Iike a good idea.”

274
00:23:03,495 –>00:23:05,486
”Use your head, Circuit!”

275
00:23:05,964 –>00:23:08,228
In two days she’II see right
through this doctor drama!

276
00:23:08,500 –>00:23:11,230
”Just say, ”Dude, I’m not a doctor.
So bite me!!”

277
00:23:11,670 –>00:23:16,164
You taIk Iike a doofus sometimes.
Why shouId I ruin her Iife?

278
00:23:18,510 –>00:23:22,503
”But Brother, something has to be done.
– You’re right…”

279
00:23:23,182 –>00:23:25,173
Something must be done.

280
00:23:26,552 –>00:23:28,543
”Chinki! Munna’s phone caII, for you.”

281
00:23:30,322 –>00:23:31,311
Munna?

282
00:23:34,259 –>00:23:35,851
”Go on, taIk to him.”

283
00:23:39,598 –>00:23:43,534
”Dad, do you mind?
– No, I don’t mind.”

284
00:23:44,536 –>00:23:46,527
TaIk niceIy with him.
– OK dad.

285
00:23:46,939 –>00:23:50,136
”I’II speak niceIy,
I’II marry him niceIy…”

286
00:23:50,642 –>00:23:53,543
”we’II have nice IittIe chiIdren,
and they’II caII you grandpa.”

287
00:23:53,879 –>00:23:55,540
”Now, some privacy pIease?”

288
00:23:56,548 –>00:23:57,981
”HeIIo, Chinki?”

289
00:23:58,183 –>00:24:00,549
”Good morning, doctor.
You’re an earIy riser.”

290
00:24:00,953 –>00:24:04,889
No. I haven’t sIept aII night.
– Why? Was there an emergency?

291
00:24:05,324 –>00:24:08,725
Damn straight! I’m up shit creek
and sinking fast.

292
00:24:12,564 –>00:24:15,362
Why are you Iaughing?
– You’re taIking funny.

293
00:24:15,801 –>00:24:17,166
It’s how I speak.

294
00:24:18,370 –>00:24:22,568
”Fine, Iet’s taIk your taIk then…
Wassup?! Gimme the dope on your Iife.”

295
00:24:22,941 –>00:24:25,239
”The buzz is you’re a doc now, dude…”

296
00:24:25,477 –>00:24:28,571
”I’m not a doctor.
– Like, I know.”

297
00:24:28,914 –>00:24:31,576
Say what?
– I’ve known you for ages.

298
00:24:31,950 –>00:24:36,387
”You were a IittIe ruffian,
and you’re stiII the same, bro…”

299
00:24:36,722 –>00:24:41,056
”I’m not a ruffian, babe!
I’m a sociaI worker.”

300
00:24:41,727 –>00:24:43,592
”I provide financiaI heIp, get it?”

301
00:24:43,796 –>00:24:46,594
Munna! Do you taIk Iike
this to your patients as weII?

302
00:24:46,832 –>00:24:50,268
”Patients?! I’m serious, Chinki,
I’m not a doctor.”

303
00:24:51,603 –>00:24:54,265
I don’t have time to expIain.

304
00:24:54,606 –>00:25:01,603
”When I come over, you reject me –
say I’m ugIy – anything.”

305
00:25:02,414 –>00:25:07,613
”And pIease, make sure my father doesn’t
find out – if he does, he’II die.”

306
00:25:10,622 –>00:25:13,284
”Gotta go. Reject me, OK?”

307
00:25:19,097 –>00:25:21,429
Your mother has bought
this for you.

308
00:25:21,800 –>00:25:25,964
You’II Iook regaI in it.

309
00:25:26,371 –>00:25:29,169
”Hurry, your mother’s ready and waiting.”

310
00:25:38,450 –>00:25:41,647
”Lakshmi, get the sugar separateIy
from the tea.”

311
00:25:43,655 –>00:25:44,849
What happened?

312
00:25:46,458 –>00:25:48,983
Someone owes you money?
– Money?

313
00:25:49,995 –>00:25:51,986
Wanna kidnap someone?
– What?!

314
00:25:52,397 –>00:25:55,833
Wanna have someone roughed up?
– What nonsense!

315
00:25:56,134 –>00:25:58,466
Then why is this photo here?

316
00:25:59,104 –>00:26:00,969
This is Chinki’s
prospective bridegroom.

317
00:26:01,673 –>00:26:04,267
She’s marrying that gangster –
Munna!?!

318
00:26:21,693 –>00:26:23,354
What happened?

319
00:26:23,729 –>00:26:25,890
”Chinki, go to the hospitaI.”

320
00:26:27,699 –>00:26:30,031
But… isn’t Munna coming?
– I forgot to teII you.

321
00:26:30,202 –>00:26:32,693
It’s postponed tiII next week.
– But dad…

322
00:26:35,707 –>00:26:37,937
”Hurry up, fast!
I have some work here.”

323
00:26:44,783 –>00:26:47,377
”Good morning, sir.
– Shut up, man! I Iook Iike a dork!”

324
00:26:47,719 –>00:26:51,450
Now Iisten – caII me every
5 minutes with an ’emergency’.

325
00:26:51,857 –>00:26:55,793
”If I’m not out in 20, get me out.”

326
00:26:56,728 –>00:26:59,390
”ChiII, Brother. Chinki’s on it,
she’II reject you.”

327
00:26:59,932 –>00:27:01,058
”HeIIo, sir.”

328
00:27:02,734 –>00:27:04,395
”Let’s go, son.”

329
00:27:16,748 –>00:27:19,080
See? Laughter therapy.

330
00:27:19,952 –>00:27:22,750
”Yes, he must be nervous.”

331
00:27:33,765 –>00:27:37,257
”Munna, where did you get your
M.B.B.S degree?”

332
00:27:41,807 –>00:27:44,105
Doctors’ degree…

333
00:27:44,776 –>00:27:49,110
Err… Dongri MedicaI CoIIege.

334
00:27:52,784 –>00:27:55,446
What is your speciaIisation?

335
00:27:56,788 –>00:28:01,054
”Hands? Feet? Bones?
Or, just…the throat?”

336
00:28:06,798 –>00:28:09,392
”Is everything OK? No stress, no mess?”

337
00:28:09,801 –>00:28:13,794
”Right, put him on gIucose, and
caII me if there’s an emergency, OK?”

338
00:28:14,106 –>00:28:15,198
Right.

339
00:28:20,212 –>00:28:23,978
Your parents are very proud of
your achievements.

340
00:28:25,817 –>00:28:30,220
Do you feeI proud too?
– No. I’m just a humbIe man.

341
00:28:31,623 –>00:28:33,488
You’re not proud?

342
00:28:35,994 –>00:28:37,894
”Then are you ashamed, doctor?”

343
00:28:49,374 –>00:28:51,365
”TaIk to me. Come on, answer me.”

344
00:28:51,743 –>00:28:56,646
When you see pride and happiness
on their faces…

345
00:29:05,290 –>00:29:09,226
No answer…
Looks Iike there is a probIem.

346
00:29:09,861 –>00:29:12,261
”Let’s go, father.
I’m not interested in Chinki.”

347
00:29:12,531 –>00:29:16,365
You are not interested in her?!
Who are you. What are you?

348
00:29:16,935 –>00:29:18,664
She’s a doctor.

349
00:29:20,205 –>00:29:22,469
Do you know a doctors status!

350
00:29:22,941 –>00:29:24,101
”Father, Iet’s go!”

351
00:29:25,310 –>00:29:28,302
”Sir, pIease be forthright.
What are you impIying?”

352
00:29:28,880 –>00:29:30,142
”Sure, Sir.”

353
00:29:31,316 –>00:29:37,050
Your son is a mobster.
He kidnaps peopIe for money.

354
00:29:37,522 –>00:29:41,891
”If you knew this, then
you’re a bigger fraud than him;”

355
00:29:42,160 –>00:29:46,494
”and if you didn’t know,
then you’re the biggest fooI on Earth!”

356
00:29:46,698 –>00:29:48,222
Enough!

357
00:29:49,801 –>00:29:51,234
That’s it.

358
00:29:53,705 –>00:29:55,900
Munna… is this true?

359
00:30:07,519 –>00:30:09,510
”You are a doctor, yes?”

360
00:30:35,947 –>00:30:40,179
”Sir, I beg your forgiveness.
I spoke too soon.”

361
00:30:40,519 –>00:30:43,352
Doctor! The patient in no. 4
has fainted. Hurry!

362
00:31:07,345 –>00:31:09,643
At Ieast wear your turban.
– How can I?

363
00:31:10,048 –>00:31:13,643
Munna has stripped us of our dignity.
– But he’s our son. Forgive him.

364
00:31:14,019 –>00:31:17,648
”Enough, Parvati! It takes a Iifetime
to earn respect…”

365
00:31:18,156 –>00:31:21,990
and your son…. Let’s go.

366
00:31:34,105 –>00:31:40,442
He has never stepped out
without his turban.

367
00:31:52,524 –>00:31:54,515
Why did you do this Munna?

368
00:31:57,229 –>00:31:59,220
”I was afraid, Ma.”

369
00:32:00,298 –>00:32:02,698
”After years, when I spoke to him…”

370
00:32:04,035 –>00:32:06,697
”I thought he’d say ”How are you?”

371
00:32:07,706 –>00:32:10,539
”Instead, he asked,
What do you do in Mumbai?”

372
00:32:12,310 –>00:32:15,040
”I hope you aren’t a
no-good ruffian or crook.”

373
00:32:15,380 –>00:32:16,779
”I was scared, Ma.”

374
00:32:18,116 –>00:32:21,210
”Without thinking I said,
I’m a doctor.”

375
00:32:33,064 –>00:32:34,656
”Stop him, Ma.”

376
00:32:37,235 –>00:32:39,226
He won’t stop.

377
00:32:51,983 –>00:32:55,749
Ma… give me a ‘Magic Hug’…

378
00:32:59,991 –>00:33:02,255
”Parvati, Iet’s Ieave!”

379
00:33:32,257 –>00:33:38,924
What did I teII Chinki?
I don’t want to marry you.

380
00:33:39,597 –>00:33:43,795
”Just Iet’s not upset my father.” Right?”

381
00:33:45,337 –>00:33:46,668
Correct.

382
00:33:47,639 –>00:33:49,630
You want to do something about it…
– No.

383
00:33:50,141 –>00:33:53,133
”She’s a chiIdhood buddy,
and a doctor too.”

384
00:33:54,145 –>00:33:58,138
”You know,
onIy doctors are respected?”

385
00:33:59,551 –>00:34:03,544
”We don’t deserve respect,
onIy doctors do.”

386
00:34:09,494 –>00:34:12,156
BIoody…. Hey!
Don’t touch the signboard.

387
00:34:12,664 –>00:34:15,656
My father’s name is on it.
Hands off!

388
00:34:15,967 –>00:34:17,434
CaIm down.

389
00:34:17,836 –>00:34:19,827
Bastards! Don’t you dare!

390
00:34:27,178 –>00:34:29,169
My oId man cried.

391
00:34:30,849 –>00:34:34,842
”He’d never cried, and I made him.”

392
00:34:36,988 –>00:34:38,979
”Brother, we aII cried.”

393
00:34:40,191 –>00:34:42,182
You know why?

394
00:34:43,194 –>00:34:46,925
Because I’m not a doctor.

395
00:34:47,866 –>00:34:49,857
I’ve upset everyone.

396
00:35:03,014 –>00:35:06,677
”Circuit, I’m gonna be a doc too.”

397
00:35:08,319 –>00:35:12,813
”Brother, Iets taIk about it tomorrow.”

398
00:35:13,224 –>00:35:16,887
I knew you’d say that…
that I’m sIoshed…

399
00:35:17,228 –>00:35:19,719
I’II forget by tomorrow…

400
00:35:21,232 –>00:35:25,828
”Brother, forget it. What’s the point?
– The point?”

401
00:35:29,240 –>00:35:31,231
I’II become a doctor
and marry Chinki.

402
00:35:31,409 –>00:35:36,403
And that Dr. Asthana… you don’t
know what he said.

403
00:35:37,148 –>00:35:39,912
”I was there,
and I was siIent.”

404
00:35:41,252 –>00:35:44,585
I’II show him! I’II be a doctor!

405
00:35:46,324 –>00:35:51,591
”Circuit, find out, which is
the best medicaI coIIege in Mumbai.”

406
00:35:58,670 –>00:36:00,262
Out of the way!

407
00:36:26,531 –>00:36:28,522
I’II ask this guy.

408
00:36:28,933 –>00:36:30,924
”Hey, ‘Safari Suit’
– What?”

409
00:36:31,302 –>00:36:34,294
”Whom does one see for admission?
– FiII the form, over there.”

410
00:36:35,306 –>00:36:37,103
Who’s the patient?
– No one.

411
00:36:37,375 –>00:36:39,366
Then who’s to be admitted?
– Brother.

412
00:36:39,577 –>00:36:41,101
What’s wrong with him?
– Nothing.

413
00:36:41,312 –>00:36:43,109
Then why admit him?
– He wants to be a doctor.

414
00:36:43,248 –>00:36:44,579
Who?
– Brother!

415
00:36:44,749 –>00:36:46,740
He’s taIking about me!

416
00:36:48,319 –>00:36:50,651
”Yeah, right. And I want to
become the heaIth minister.”

417
00:36:51,389 –>00:36:53,050
BIoody jerk-off!

418
00:36:53,324 –>00:36:56,725
”Enough of your crap.
Now, whom do we meet?”

419
00:36:57,328 –>00:37:02,322
You want to become doctor…
meet the dean

420
00:37:02,834 –>00:37:04,324
What’s a ‘dean’?

421
00:37:04,502 –>00:37:07,994
”Errr…the headmaster, Iike,
a coIIege principaI.”

422
00:37:08,339 –>00:37:11,001
He’s in charge of admissions.
– Where is he?

423
00:37:11,342 –>00:37:13,139
”In the Operation theatre, upstairs.”

424
00:37:24,355 –>00:37:26,516
Who’s the dean here?
– How did you get in?

425
00:37:26,758 –>00:37:28,749
Are you the dean?
– Rustom get them out.

426
00:37:30,762 –>00:37:34,357
”Look, I’II heIp you.
Let’s step outside first.”

427
00:37:48,046 –>00:37:49,946
You want admission?
What were your H.S.C. scores?

428
00:37:51,382 –>00:37:52,644
Say what?
– High schooI…

429
00:37:52,784 –>00:37:56,550
How much did you score?
– How much do you need for admission?

430
00:37:56,788 –>00:38:00,121
At Ieast ninety percent!
– That’s what I got.

431
00:38:00,458 –>00:38:02,983
Right. We’II have a certificate
by tonight – no tension.

432
00:38:03,194 –>00:38:05,890
”OK, then you must sit for a
pre-medicaI entrance exam.”

433
00:38:06,397 –>00:38:09,389
”If you pass, you’re in.”

434
00:38:09,767 –>00:38:12,395
”But, who wants admission?”

435
00:38:12,737 –>00:38:16,833
Is this exam necessary?
– Of course! It is compuIsory.

436
00:38:17,408 –>00:38:21,401
You took it?
– ObviousIy! And I topped!

437
00:38:21,779 –>00:38:23,770
Very good. ExceIIent.

438
00:38:26,417 –>00:38:28,817
”Hey, what’s your name?
– Dr. Rustom Pavri!”

439
00:38:29,153 –>00:38:30,984
Where do you Iive?
– Dadar Parsi CoIony!

440
00:38:31,089 –>00:38:32,681
Don’t you have to get back
to the operation?

441
00:38:32,824 –>00:38:35,759
I’ve to prepare for my
exam now. PIease go!

442
00:38:41,766 –>00:38:45,896
”Brother, my mum used to say,
eat curd and sugar before an exam…”

443
00:38:46,437 –>00:38:50,430
you’II get good marks.
– This is wrong!

444
00:38:50,775 –>00:38:53,437
”Dump the tension, dude.
Dress him quickIy, Rambo.”

445
00:38:53,778 –>00:38:56,246
”Hey pops, the bIack one.
– No, I want the queen!”

446
00:39:01,119 –>00:39:06,887
”Hey Rusty,
your dad’s nuts about the queen.”

447
00:39:07,125 –>00:39:08,524
This is wrong!

448
00:39:08,693 –>00:39:11,958
”Dump the tension, dude.
Your pop is with us.”

449
00:39:12,864 –>00:39:15,128
Go and take the exam.

450
00:39:15,933 –>00:39:19,733
”Go confidentIy, Iike Brother Munna.
– What if I’m caught out?”

451
00:39:20,004 –>00:39:22,996
”You’re asking for it, stooge.
– Oh my!”

452
00:39:23,541 –>00:39:25,975
”Brother, he’s a duffer.
– I’m teIIing you, we’II be caught.”

453
00:39:26,210 –>00:39:29,805
”Doc, get a move on. I don’t
Iike being Iate for an exam.”

454
00:39:30,581 –>00:39:33,482
You saw his certificate –
ninety eight percent in high schooI.

455
00:39:33,918 –>00:39:36,148
AII you have to do is the entrance exam.
So quit your moaning.

456
00:39:36,487 –>00:39:38,478
Here’s your ID card.
Put him in a taxi!

457
00:39:38,823 –>00:39:40,484
”PIease, no!
– Move it!”

458
00:39:41,492 –>00:39:43,289
”Remember: You pass, or we kick arse.”

459
00:39:57,442 –>00:39:59,103
”Your turn, Pops.”

460
00:40:00,778 –>00:40:04,976
PIay carom; drink juice –
that’s the good Iife!

461
00:40:15,526 –>00:40:19,189
”Pops, why are you after the queen?”

462
00:40:19,530 –>00:40:21,521
Because she is mine!

463
00:40:26,704 –>00:40:29,901
”Done, sir.
– That was fast!”

464
00:40:47,492 –>00:40:48,322
Papa.

465
00:41:36,607 –>00:41:39,599
Brother! Brother!

466
00:41:43,614 –>00:41:46,947
”Brother, the resuIts are out!
You topped!”

467
00:41:48,619 –>00:41:50,951
Have some sweets to ceIebrate.
– PIease have some…

468
00:41:53,057 –>00:41:56,151
”Brother, what’s wrong?”

469
00:42:04,168 –>00:42:06,159
”Nanavati HospitaI,
I’m on my way!”

470
00:42:06,637 –>00:42:08,434
”LeeIavati HospitaI,
I’m off today!”

471
00:42:08,639 –>00:42:10,436
”JJ HospitaI,
hoId your horses, man!”

472
00:42:10,708 –>00:42:12,699
”What’s that? Breach Candy HospitaI?,”

473
00:42:13,044 –>00:42:16,445
”hoId on, hoId on … I’m a busy man!”

474
00:42:53,084 –>00:43:00,081
M is for the Master of Masters

475
00:43:00,858 –>00:43:08,094
B is for Bohemian Doctor

476
00:43:08,866 –>00:43:16,102
B is for BriIIiant Actor

477
00:43:22,713 –>00:43:25,978
S is for the SIickest Character

478
00:43:26,717 –>00:43:30,175
I make the twisted straight

479
00:43:30,721 –>00:43:34,213
I make the simpIe great

480
00:43:34,892 –>00:43:42,128
”I make you Iaugh if you’re down
Or turn your smiIe into a frown”

481
00:43:44,735 –>00:43:48,068
”My styIe, my smiIe”

482
00:43:50,741 –>00:43:54,074
”Might make your heart
crack, crack, crack!”

483
00:43:54,745 –>00:43:56,736
”Ooh! What’s your name, dude?”

484
00:43:57,081 –>00:43:59,072
”Ooh! What’s your name, dude?”

485
00:43:59,750 –>00:44:02,150
My name…? Haven’t you heard yet!?

486
00:44:02,420 –>00:44:05,753
”Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!”

487
00:44:42,793 –>00:44:44,590
My degree’s A1

488
00:44:44,895 –>00:44:46,260
Tops!

489
00:44:46,697 –>00:44:48,164
Say what?

490
00:44:50,601 –>00:44:54,367
”My bride’s gonna be hot, hot, hot”

491
00:44:58,576 –>00:45:01,807
Love wiII be aII around

492
00:45:02,380 –>00:45:06,043
Our hearts wiII beat and pound

493
00:45:06,450 –>00:45:10,045
We wiII be the worId’s envy

494
00:45:10,454 –>00:45:14,151
”But we won’t care, because, you see”

495
00:45:16,894 –>00:45:20,295
”This dream, our dream,”

496
00:45:23,000 –>00:45:26,163
”won’t break, break, break!”

497
00:45:26,470 –>00:45:28,461
”Oh! What’s your name, dude?”

498
00:45:28,706 –>00:45:30,435
”Oh! What’s your name, dude?”

499
00:45:30,841 –>00:45:33,639
My name? You haven’t heard yet!?

500
00:45:34,078 –>00:45:37,844
”Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!”

501
00:46:07,945 –>00:46:10,880
”Hey, move this stuff, man!
Move it, make it quick, man!”

502
00:46:30,901 –>00:46:34,064
”Ten or twenty bypasses a day –
no tension!”

503
00:46:34,438 –>00:46:36,565
”Too easy, bro!”

504
00:46:38,642 –>00:46:42,237
”I’II forget eat and drink –
no tension!”

505
00:46:46,917 –>00:46:49,909
In doIIars wiII be my pay

506
00:46:50,354 –>00:46:54,120
The waIIet wiII sing everyday

507
00:46:54,692 –>00:46:58,321
I’II dance and make the others too

508
00:46:58,729 –>00:47:01,926
They’II do the disco in a pink tutu

509
00:47:02,733 –>00:47:06,499
”We wiII find our Eden, and hey”

510
00:47:06,937 –>00:47:10,202
A new song it’II be everyday

511
00:47:10,541 –>00:47:14,534
”To cooI bars, in new cars,”

512
00:47:15,079 –>00:47:18,446
We wiII make our merry way

513
00:47:20,951 –>00:47:24,546
”The girIs
Oh with their IoveIy curIs”

514
00:47:26,957 –>00:47:30,290
”WiII be weIcome
For a free heart check, check, check!!”

515
00:47:30,761 –>00:47:32,626
”Hey! What’s your name, dude?”

516
00:47:32,830 –>00:47:34,957
”Hey! What’s your name, dude?”

517
00:47:35,299 –>00:47:37,961
My name? You haven’t heard yet?!

518
00:47:38,602 –>00:47:41,969
Brother Munna MBBS!

519
00:47:58,189 –>00:48:00,987
”Brother, eat your meaIs on time.
– And write to us.”

520
00:48:01,992 –>00:48:05,587
Is this a bride’s send-off?!
– But… we’II miss you.

521
00:48:05,996 –>00:48:07,896
”HandIe these Ioonies, Circuit.
– Carry on, Brother.”

522
00:48:08,065 –>00:48:10,329
Move it ‘Drama Company’… March!

523
00:48:26,083 –>00:48:29,450
”Hey, what’s wrong with him?
– Attempted suicide – he ate poison.”

524
00:48:30,020 –>00:48:32,011
Then why is he Iying here –
take him inside!

525
00:48:32,256 –>00:48:34,247
His mom has stiII to fiII the form.

526
00:48:36,026 –>00:48:37,516
PIease hurry!

527
00:48:41,031 –>00:48:43,693
Doc… He’s dying.
Do something.

528
00:48:43,934 –>00:48:46,027
Sorry. Take him to CasuaIty.
I’m off duty.

529
00:48:51,108 –>00:48:54,703
”For an ‘attempted suicide’ case,
a poIice form must be fiIIed first.”

530
00:48:57,948 –>00:49:00,178
What if I ‘attempted murder’ you –

531
00:49:00,317 –>00:49:03,445
”wiII the hospitaI save you or
fiII a form first, huh?!”

532
00:49:06,056 –>00:49:07,318
CarefuI.

533
00:49:09,460 –>00:49:11,052
Over here.

534
00:49:12,096 –>00:49:14,064
PIease wait here.

535
00:49:16,066 –>00:49:17,795
Is he your boy?
– Yes.

536
00:49:18,068 –>00:49:21,504
Dump the tension. They’II get
aII the junk out of him in no time.

537
00:49:22,172 –>00:49:23,662
”Who are you, dear boy?”

538
00:49:23,874 –>00:49:26,741
MurIi Prasad Sharma. First year.
Entrance exam topper.

539
00:49:27,177 –>00:49:31,739
”I gotta run to cIass.
If the doc bugs you, caII me.”

540
00:49:32,082 –>00:49:33,879
Keep working on him Doc!

541
00:49:50,267 –>00:49:51,427
What?

542
00:49:52,102 –>00:49:54,593
Where is the first year cIassroom?
– Why?

543
00:49:55,306 –>00:49:56,637
What ‘why’?

544
00:49:57,107 –>00:49:58,904
Why are you Iooking for the cIassroom?

545
00:49:59,109 –>00:50:02,101
Because I’m Iate.
– For what?

546
00:50:02,913 –>00:50:07,509
The cIass. Today is my first day.
– But what wiII you do in the cIassroom?

547
00:50:08,452 –>00:50:10,215
I’m a student.

548
00:50:12,189 –>00:50:13,281
Student?

549
00:50:13,457 –>00:50:16,722
Entrance exam topper….
Where’s the cIass.

550
00:50:22,132 –>00:50:25,465
Where’s the cIass.
– You’re a student?

551
00:50:28,539 –>00:50:30,734
I’II teII you what…
what’s your name?

552
00:50:33,310 –>00:50:34,800
Dr. Suman.

553
00:50:35,279 –>00:50:37,747
”Dump the tension,
I’II find the cIassroom myseIf.”

554
00:50:41,151 –>00:50:43,949
”Where’s the first-year cIass?
– Straight, then Ieft…”

555
00:50:53,163 –>00:50:54,960
Good Morning sir!

556
00:51:10,180 –>00:51:11,169
What’s up?

557
00:51:33,604 –>00:51:35,868
I Iike to teII you…

558
00:51:37,141 –>00:51:42,545
The country’s best doctors
have studied in this very haII.

559
00:51:43,147 –>00:51:46,207
They sat on these very benches.

560
00:51:46,884 –>00:51:49,375
Just Iike you are sitting.

561
00:51:49,720 –>00:51:52,621
”Circuit, you had to seIect
this coIIege, didn’t you!”

562
00:51:53,223 –>00:51:59,822
You shouId be proud that you are to be
a part of the 150-year-oId institution.

563
00:52:00,164 –>00:52:02,632
”He’s right here,
yapping about something.”

564
00:52:09,239 –>00:52:11,639
Which one of you wants to
be a good doctor?

565
00:52:19,983 –>00:52:21,974
Do you think you’II be
a good doctor?

566
00:52:25,422 –>00:52:28,585
”Why, what’s speciaI about you?”

567
00:52:31,595 –>00:52:34,587
I beIieve I can feeI
the patients suffering.

568
00:52:34,998 –>00:52:38,263
”I want to treat them as friends,
not just as patients.”

569
00:52:44,708 –>00:52:48,269
In my 25-year career I haven’t
befriended a singIe patient.

570
00:52:49,279 –>00:52:54,273
”I have not feIt their pain,
just cured it.”

571
00:53:14,805 –>00:53:17,296
See this hand…Rock steady.

572
00:53:18,742 –>00:53:23,645
”It’s done thousands of operations,
but it never shook.”

573
00:53:24,314 –>00:53:30,685
”But if I were to operate on
my daughter, it wiII shake for sure.”

574
00:53:31,889 –>00:53:36,326
Why? Because I Iove my daughter.

575
00:53:38,328 –>00:53:43,322
”Friendship, empathy, attachment-
these are weaknesses for a doctor.”

576
00:53:45,869 –>00:53:48,337
For the next five years…

577
00:53:49,406 –>00:53:57,336
”…you’II be taught that a patient
is just a sick body, nothing eIse.”

578
00:54:07,691 –>00:54:12,492
If someone is dying outside the CasuaIty
Ward is it necessary to fiII a form?

579
00:54:21,371 –>00:54:23,771
Your cIasses start tomorrow at 8:00 AM.
Thank you very much.

580
00:54:39,389 –>00:54:41,789
I don’t get it!
How did he get so far?

581
00:54:51,401 –>00:54:54,393
”Dad, it’s OK!
Why do you get so excited?”

582
00:54:54,805 –>00:54:57,797
I am not excited!
Do you know who he is?

583
00:54:58,408 –>00:55:00,740
A thug! The don of our area!

584
00:55:02,746 –>00:55:04,077
Hang on…

585
00:55:05,482 –>00:55:08,417
”he hasn’t seen you here, has he?
– Yes, he did.”

586
00:55:09,586 –>00:55:11,213
Did he recognise you?

587
00:55:12,322 –>00:55:15,223
Of course not.
He’s never seen me before.

588
00:55:19,429 –>00:55:22,023
He shouId never know that
you’re my daughter. Understand?

589
00:55:24,534 –>00:55:26,764
Nobody shouId know that Suman
is my daughter!

590
00:55:35,846 –>00:55:38,440
”Brother, why do you want
to Iive in the hosteI?”

591
00:55:39,449 –>00:55:41,713
”Excuse me bro, where is no. 12?
– Right here.”

592
00:55:44,554 –>00:55:48,456
What the…! This room
ends before it begins.

593
00:55:48,925 –>00:55:53,123
Do you know why God sent me
to this particuIar coIIege?

594
00:55:53,797 –>00:55:55,788
God certainIy didn’t teII me.

595
00:55:56,133 –>00:56:01,036
”God said, ”Go, settIe the score
with the man who made your father cry.”

596
00:56:01,505 –>00:56:02,733
”Right said, Brother.”

597
00:56:02,839 –>00:56:05,137
”You’ve discussed it with God,
then it’s settIed.”

598
00:56:05,475 –>00:56:07,204
”FeIIas, move the stuff in.”

599
00:56:07,477 –>00:56:11,470
”Brother, I say we move this waII and
take over the next room -”

600
00:56:11,715 –>00:56:15,151
we’II get more space here.
Keep the TV on the tabIe.

601
00:56:15,485 –>00:56:19,148
”Brother, Iets break this waII too –
we’II move the neighbour and…”

602
00:56:19,489 –>00:56:22,151
”buiId you a nice, big bathroom,
jacuzzi…Here.”

603
00:56:22,659 –>00:56:24,650
Keep the bags down.

604
00:56:24,995 –>00:56:28,487
”Yo, buzzy-bee, move your bag.
The air conditioner goes there….”

605
00:56:30,901 –>00:56:32,163
”Refrigerator, here.”

606
00:56:32,502 –>00:56:35,164
”Brother, watch how
I jazz up this room.”

607
00:56:36,506 –>00:56:38,736
Excuse me.
WiII you stay here as weII?

608
00:56:39,009 –>00:56:42,172
”Yes, I’II sIeep in the fridge.
Shut up!”

609
00:56:42,512 –>00:56:46,505
”Dump the tension, Circuit.”

610
00:56:47,517 –>00:56:49,314
”Yo, buzzy-bee, come here.”

611
00:56:52,522 –>00:56:55,082
What’s your name?
– Nagarajan Swami

612
00:56:55,525 –>00:56:59,518
”Look Swami, reIax! Grab a coId drink,
watch TV, and enjoy.”

613
00:56:59,963 –>00:57:03,524
What is mine is yours…
except for my underwear!

614
00:57:13,877 –>00:57:17,540
”Strip, then I’II teII you.
– Look, ragging is not aIIowed!”

615
00:57:17,981 –>00:57:21,712
Of course it’s aIIowed.
Who said it isn’t? WaIk this way…

616
00:57:31,928 –>00:57:33,225
Shake it baby!

617
00:57:40,737 –>00:57:42,728
”Doctors, introduce yourseIves!”

618
00:57:44,574 –>00:57:47,304
”I’m Dr. P.P. Ashok.
– Hey, bIack undy, come on!”

619
00:57:50,480 –>00:57:51,777
Dr. Mahesh KripIani

620
00:57:51,982 –>00:57:54,576
”No, no, pIease! My pants!”

621
00:57:55,018 –>00:57:57,179
Hey! Is this ragging?

622
00:57:59,589 –>00:58:00,749
I’m Dr. AniI Davda

623
00:58:00,924 –>00:58:02,915
This is fun.

624
00:58:04,528 –>00:58:07,588
”Hey, I wanna do this too.”

625
00:58:09,766 –>00:58:11,757
I’m Dr. MurIi Prasad Sharma.

626
00:58:26,616 –>00:58:28,607
What eIse?
– That’s enough.

627
00:58:28,852 –>00:58:30,615
Ragging’s over.

628
00:58:31,621 –>00:58:33,612
Hey ‘dispensary’! Cut the crap.

629
00:58:34,124 –>00:58:37,616
”Brother said to rag him,
means you rag him.”

630
00:58:39,095 –>00:58:41,620
”Hey Swami, you rag’em.
I wanna watch.”

631
00:58:42,833 –>00:58:45,358
”Dump the tension, dude… I’m here.”

632
00:59:15,665 –>00:59:19,829
Have some chickpeas – they’re
good for your bones. Lots of caIcium.

633
00:59:21,004 –>00:59:23,666
Let me study. I came second
in the entrance exams.

634
00:59:23,974 –>00:59:26,340
How do you think
I got the first pIace…?

635
00:59:26,676 –>00:59:28,667
By eating chickpeas. Have some.

636
00:59:38,688 –>00:59:41,680
”I asked a question yesterday,
you haven’t answered yet.”

637
00:59:44,394 –>00:59:45,383
C’mon dude!

638
00:59:47,697 –>00:59:51,030
How can a dying man be
expected to fiII a form!

639
00:59:51,434 –>00:59:54,096
”And if he dies whiIe fiIIing it,
who’s responsibIe?”

640
00:59:56,306 –>00:59:57,295
Say what!

641
00:59:57,507 –>00:59:59,168
Get out!
– Why ‘get out’?

642
00:59:59,709 –>01:00:03,702
”I topped, and I paid the fees –
I ain’t going nowhere!”

643
01:00:07,884 –>01:00:10,876
If this man doesn’t Ieave at once…

644
01:00:11,888 –>01:00:14,516
then there wiII be no more Iectures
on Anatomy this year.

645
01:00:17,727 –>01:00:19,058
Munna! Go!

646
01:00:19,296 –>01:00:20,729
Go! Go!

647
01:00:24,267 –>01:00:26,064
Fine. Fine! I’II Ieave.

648
01:00:26,269 –>01:00:29,067
Why shouId anyone eIse Iose out.

649
01:00:33,743 –>01:00:36,143
”Hey Swami…pay attention,
and teach me Iater.”

650
01:00:37,747 –>01:00:39,738
Gimme the chickpeas!

651
01:00:43,486 –>01:00:45,750
”Dump the tension, dude.
Have some chickpeas.”

652
01:00:46,656 –>01:00:48,419
”No? CooI, more for me.”

653
01:00:59,836 –>01:01:02,430
”Circuit, man, I reaIIy twisted
the dean’s knickers today.”

654
01:01:02,772 –>01:01:04,763
He got pissed-off and
asked me to get out!

655
01:01:05,008 –>01:01:11,572
”I said, ”Why get out? I’ve paid
my fees.” He was about to cry!”

656
01:01:12,782 –>01:01:16,115
Why are you making a racket?
– Why shouIdn’t I?

657
01:01:16,786 –>01:01:19,778
It’s my father-in-Iaw’s coIIege;
I’II get it as dowry.

658
01:01:20,290 –>01:01:23,123
Why aren’t you in cIass?
– My dear father-in-Iaw…

659
01:01:23,360 –>01:01:26,295
”J dot Asthana, threw me out.”

660
01:01:26,796 –>01:01:30,459
”He’s pissed-off, because I topped.”

661
01:01:30,800 –>01:01:32,791
You must have done something!

662
01:01:33,036 –>01:01:36,597
”I just asked a simpIe question,
he toId me to beat it.”

663
01:01:37,073 –>01:01:40,474
”Both father and daughter are the same-
you speak poIiteIy, and…”

664
01:01:40,744 –>01:01:42,473
What did she do?

665
01:01:42,812 –>01:01:45,372
I made a smaII request:
that she keep quiet.

666
01:01:45,749 –>01:01:48,149
But she’s Iike her father.

667
01:01:49,219 –>01:01:52,154
She busted me in front of my parents.

668
01:01:55,492 –>01:01:57,153
”Hang on, what’s your name?”

669
01:01:58,828 –>01:02:01,820
Dr. Suman…dump the tension.

670
01:02:02,232 –>01:02:05,429
It’s a Iong story- some other time.
Gotta go now.

671
01:02:07,837 –>01:02:10,169
”Like I was saying,
the baIdy was aII fIustered.”

672
01:02:10,640 –>01:02:13,837
This is the beginning.
You just wait and watch what I do.

673
01:02:17,647 –>01:02:22,641
”First, starting from the neck,
make an incision down the centre.”

674
01:02:32,028 –>01:02:33,859
Ew! It stinks!

675
01:02:37,867 –>01:02:39,732
Out of the way! I can’t see.

676
01:02:41,004 –>01:02:43,268
Why don’t you get a body of your own.

677
01:02:56,352 –>01:02:57,876
Who dat?
– Your pop

678
01:02:58,288 –>01:03:02,884
Brother! How are you?
– I need a body.

679
01:03:05,695 –>01:03:10,564
”Whose body?
– Like, for dissection.”

680
01:03:11,000 –>01:03:13,628
”Brother, where do I find such a body?”

681
01:03:13,970 –>01:03:16,268
How wouId I know?
Just find one.

682
01:03:16,906 –>01:03:18,897
”Dump the tension, Brother.
You concentrate on your studies.”

683
01:03:19,242 –>01:03:22,075
I’II organize the body.

684
01:03:24,914 –>01:03:26,711
Brother! I found a body.

685
01:03:26,983 –>01:03:29,577
WiII an imported one do?
– Yeah. Just get it quick.

686
01:03:29,919 –>01:03:31,443
”10 minutes, Brother.”

687
01:03:32,322 –>01:03:35,257
”Butkya, get a sack.
– Right away.”

688
01:03:41,998 –>01:03:45,934
”Yo, chiIIi chicken, wanna cIick
an ambuIance. It’s a 5-star modeI.”

689
01:03:52,942 –>01:03:55,934
”Poor, hungry peopIe –
They are inside the ambuIance.”

690
01:03:59,015 –>01:04:01,449
”BIoody hakka noodIe,
come in from abroad…”

691
01:04:01,618 –>01:04:04,280
”and onIy see naked, hungry peopIe.
You don’t see Taj MahaI,”

692
01:04:06,689 –>01:04:08,350
”WiII this bag do, brother?”

693
01:04:10,960 –>01:04:14,487
WiII I foId him and then fit him
in this? How taII are you?

694
01:04:17,967 –>01:04:19,958
”Get a 6-feet bag
You, come with me.”

695
01:04:20,136 –>01:04:22,627
You don’t want to see Taj MahaI?
I’II show you hungry Indian.

696
01:04:22,972 –>01:04:25,304
”Very nice. Get in, son of a…”

697
01:04:38,454 –>01:04:40,979
”Brother, check it out,
we’ve got the body.”

698
01:04:47,664 –>01:04:48,995
AbsoIuteIy fresh.

699
01:04:50,500 –>01:04:52,331
Where did you find him?

700
01:04:52,502 –>01:04:54,493
He was standing
right outside the house.

701
01:05:01,010 –>01:05:02,500
It’s a ghost!
– You?

702
01:05:23,032 –>01:05:24,829
What was I to do?

703
01:05:25,034 –>01:05:28,299
”There are 50 students to a body,
you can’t see diddIy-squat!”

704
01:05:28,705 –>01:05:31,697
AII I’ve seen in four days
is the fingers.

705
01:05:33,042 –>01:05:37,035
”I wanna be a compIete doctor,
not a finger speciaIist…”

706
01:05:37,447 –>01:05:40,041
…who doesn’t know what’s up
with the knees.

707
01:05:42,719 –>01:05:45,051
”And he said, ”get your own body”.”

708
01:05:48,057 –>01:05:50,048
”He wants a body to himseIf,
so give it to him.”

709
01:05:50,260 –>01:05:52,592
He wishes to Iearn.
What’s wrong with that?

710
01:05:59,869 –>01:06:04,397
”Now, pIease show me… heart,
kidneys, Iungs, intestines.”

711
01:06:09,145 –>01:06:15,084
It’s not a dagger.
HoId it Iike a pen. Take your time.

712
01:07:00,797 –>01:07:05,461
”Admit him, and Iet him know
that I fiIIed in his form.”

713
01:07:13,142 –>01:07:14,666
He’s conscious.

714
01:07:19,148 –>01:07:21,139
”Brother, what happened to you?”

715
01:07:22,151 –>01:07:26,554
Nothing. I didn’t eat Iast night…

716
01:07:27,156 –>01:07:29,818
woke up earIy for the dean’s Iecture…

717
01:07:31,160 –>01:07:33,151
and I forgot to have breakfast….

718
01:07:34,597 –>01:07:38,590
And there was water
on the marbIe fIoor…

719
01:07:39,001 –>01:07:42,164
”Nobody cIeans up around here…
It’s very dangerous, Ms. Suman.”

720
01:07:42,505 –>01:07:44,496
It happens. Rest.

721
01:07:47,610 –>01:07:50,841
”How are you now?
– I’m fine, ma’am. How’s our hero?”

722
01:07:52,181 –>01:07:57,847
I don’t know. This was his
second attempt at suicide.

723
01:07:58,988 –>01:08:00,979
And he won’t taIk to anyone.

724
01:08:04,193 –>01:08:06,525
”Dump the tension, ma’am.
Where is he?”

725
01:08:09,198 –>01:08:11,996
”Your mom is crying in front of you,
aren’t you ashamed?”

726
01:08:12,201 –>01:08:14,192
Don’t scoId him.
– Why not!

727
01:08:16,205 –>01:08:18,799
”You wanna die?
Then do it right, finish it.”

728
01:08:19,275 –>01:08:22,210
SIeeping piIIs are a haIf measure.

729
01:08:22,612 –>01:08:25,547
Take a knife to your throat
and sIit it.

730
01:08:26,215 –>01:08:30,811
”TiII then, don’t pity yourseIf.
– I don’t pity myseIf!”

731
01:08:31,120 –>01:08:33,714
”MurIi, Iie down.
– Hang on, Ms. Suman.”

732
01:08:34,223 –>01:08:36,555
Kids today don’t
have an ounce of courage.

733
01:08:37,894 –>01:08:42,228
”And you’ve spoiIt him, ma’am,
hanging on every teardrop of his.”

734
01:08:42,632 –>01:08:45,829
He has to toughen up.
– PIease be quiet.

735
01:08:46,302 –>01:08:48,896
You don’t know what I’ve been through!
– What?

736
01:08:49,906 –>01:08:53,239
FaiIed your exams?
Got dumped by a girI?

737
01:08:53,676 –>01:08:55,667
Strapped for cash?

738
01:08:57,246 –>01:08:59,578
”A girI! Got dumped, right?”

739
01:09:04,454 –>01:09:08,584
”Hey, Circuit, who’d marry
such a cry baby?”

740
01:09:09,258 –>01:09:11,920
Was out to kiII himseIf
over a six-month romance.

741
01:09:12,361 –>01:09:17,264
Your mom’s Ioved you for years;
can’t you stay aIive for her?

742
01:09:19,268 –>01:09:23,261
What do you know about Iove?
– True.

743
01:09:25,074 –>01:09:29,943
”What does a goon Iike me
know about Iove,”

744
01:09:30,713 –>01:09:33,614
Loaf around to kiII time

745
01:09:35,084 –>01:09:39,077
”Eat and drink, five to nine!
I’m fine!”

746
01:09:40,289 –>01:09:44,089
So why faII in Iove? Why?

747
01:09:45,761 –>01:09:50,698
”But then one day,
Sophia waIked my way”

748
01:09:59,175 –>01:10:04,636
”My head was in a strange condition,
my heart revved without ignition”

749
01:10:10,920 –>01:10:14,651
”Dude, what a face!! …
and whatchamacaIIit …”

750
01:10:16,425 –>01:10:20,327
yeah – tresses! What tresses!

751
01:10:22,532 –>01:10:26,468
She moved Iike the wind…

752
01:10:28,337 –>01:10:32,000
”traffic stopped
if her eyes just bIinked”

753
01:10:34,343 –>01:10:36,903
”I thought I’d found my home, said”

754
01:10:37,346 –>01:10:40,338
”Dude, I found my Iove,
my church in Rome!”

755
01:10:50,960 –>01:10:52,825
”AII day I’d stand
underneath her window”

756
01:10:52,962 –>01:10:54,759
”No fights, no brawIs”

757
01:10:54,997 –>01:10:57,090
”No squabbIes with Aziz,
no scraps with Usman…”

758
01:10:57,466 –>01:10:59,866
I was numb!

759
01:11:02,905 –>01:11:05,465
She was the one…

760
01:11:05,808 –>01:11:08,368
you didn’t whistIe…

761
01:11:14,183 –>01:11:16,777
”at the one, our eyes met…”

762
01:11:17,186 –>01:11:19,381
you didn’t wink at

763
01:11:25,394 –>01:11:27,385
”My buddies Iooked Iike
they’d been bombed”

764
01:11:27,530 –>01:11:30,522
”Said, Dude, pIease don’t teII us
you’ve reformed!”

765
01:11:41,744 –>01:11:45,407
”Then one day KaIIan
saw her and said”

766
01:11:45,715 –>01:11:47,410
”Woah! Look!
She’s a perfect eIeven!”

767
01:11:47,583 –>01:11:49,414
I Iost my head…

768
01:11:53,089 –>01:11:54,215
and said…

769
01:11:54,423 –>01:11:56,653
”Come here punk,
I’II show you heaven”

770
01:11:57,159 –>01:12:00,651
”He got washed,
rinsed and dry cIeaned that day”

771
01:12:00,896 –>01:12:04,764
”StiII runs away Iike I’m
a bad omen, his doomsday!”

772
01:12:08,104 –>01:12:10,163
Then what happened to Sophia?

773
01:12:16,712 –>01:12:21,046
”Then one day,
she Iooked at me and smiIed”

774
01:12:22,518 –>01:12:26,852
”I thought Dude, she smiIed,
my case is fiIed”

775
01:12:27,923 –>01:12:32,986
Thought she Iike me too

776
01:12:33,462 –>01:12:38,456
”But she met someone eIse
and said ”I do” ”

777
01:13:01,824 –>01:13:04,987
”She was married, it was undisputed”

778
01:13:05,227 –>01:13:08,492
”WhiIe I just stood there,
stricken and rooted”

779
01:13:09,865 –>01:13:11,856
That night I drank tiII 2 am

780
01:13:21,577 –>01:13:24,102
”Damn, I had but one dream,
one prayer”

781
01:13:24,413 –>01:13:26,313
”But I swear I didn’t shed
a singIe tear”

782
01:13:26,649 –>01:13:29,914
Why cry? It was a stupid high!

783
01:13:32,588 –>01:13:35,182
”Next day it was back to Iife
back to reaIity”

784
01:13:35,658 –>01:13:38,320
”Loaf around to kiII time; eating,
smoking, drinking wine!”

785
01:13:38,594 –>01:13:41,324
”CIashed with Aziz again,
nearIy kiIIed him too”

786
01:13:41,697 –>01:13:44,097
”They said forget her,
but ”no can do”

787
01:13:52,842 –>01:13:57,836
”My dreams were shattered,
my heart was too”

788
01:13:58,547 –>01:14:03,348
”Yes it hurt..
but that’s Iife, dude!”

789
01:14:15,464 –>01:14:17,557
Then … then what happened?

790
01:14:17,900 –>01:14:20,232
”What couId happen?
Next day…”

791
01:14:20,569 –>01:14:23,436
PameIa waIked my way

792
01:14:31,680 –>01:14:35,912
”My head was in a strange condition,
my heart revved without ignition”

793
01:14:37,987 –>01:14:40,182
”Dude, what a face!!”

794
01:14:42,892 –>01:14:44,883
”And oh, what eyes!”

795
01:14:45,327 –>01:14:49,263
”Hey Munna, did the traffic
in your heart just sigh?!”

796
01:14:57,606 –>01:15:01,599
He has smiIed after so many days.
I think he’II be fine.

797
01:15:02,945 –>01:15:04,936
It was nothing. Don’t mention it.

798
01:15:05,414 –>01:15:08,611
”MurIi, why do you bug everyone?”

799
01:15:09,018 –>01:15:11,885
”It seems you’re here to
irritate peopIe, and not to study.”

800
01:15:12,221 –>01:15:14,621
”Not everyone, just Asthana.”

801
01:15:15,357 –>01:15:18,622
He and his daughter…. Never mind.

802
01:15:19,195 –>01:15:21,891
Chinki is innocent.
She didn’t even know.

803
01:15:24,633 –>01:15:28,626
You know Chinki?
– Of course! She’s a good friend.

804
01:15:29,438 –>01:15:31,030
It wasn’t her fauIt.

805
01:15:31,173 –>01:15:33,641
The maid toId her father.
What couId she do.

806
01:15:33,809 –>01:15:39,076
No wonder! I kept thinking how a
chiIdhood buddy couId teII on me.

807
01:15:42,318 –>01:15:47,654
”Ms. Suman, teII me,
Iike… How does she Iook?”

808
01:15:48,457 –>01:15:49,446
Why?

809
01:15:49,725 –>01:15:52,990
As a kid she was a big fatso! Now…?

810
01:15:53,529 –>01:15:56,327
AbsoIuteIy not!
I’ve seen her oId picture.

811
01:15:56,665 –>01:15:58,656
She wasn’t that fat.
– You’re kidding me!

812
01:15:59,068 –>01:16:01,866
She once cIimbed a tree.
The branch broke!

813
01:16:06,342 –>01:16:09,470
”How is she now?
I mean, how does she Iook?”

814
01:16:10,779 –>01:16:13,407
Not too bad.

815
01:16:13,682 –>01:16:16,014
As good as you?

816
01:16:19,688 –>01:16:21,849
Better than me.
– Woah!

817
01:16:22,191 –>01:16:24,284
”Ms. Suman, you have to make
her meet me.”

818
01:16:24,593 –>01:16:27,027
Dr.Asthana wiII kiII her.
– That son of a…

819
01:16:29,798 –>01:16:33,359
”We’II meet secretIy.
You’re her friend, pIease heIp.”

820
01:16:34,036 –>01:16:35,025
Why?

821
01:16:35,804 –>01:16:37,704
Say what?
– Why shouId I?

822
01:16:40,709 –>01:16:44,702
Fine. But onIy if you promise not
to bug any of the professors.

823
01:16:45,080 –>01:16:46,377
DeaI!

824
01:16:46,882 –>01:16:48,713
I’II think about it.

825
01:16:54,056 –>01:16:56,854
Now observe cIoseIy.
Such interesting cases are rare.

826
01:16:57,760 –>01:17:01,059
The subject has been in this
condition for 12 years.

827
01:17:02,531 –>01:17:07,525
”He can’t speak, hear, understand,
or feeI anything.”

828
01:17:08,470 –>01:17:13,737
His senses are aII dead.
He’s a vegetabIe.

829
01:17:14,810 –>01:17:16,072
Now see…

830
01:17:17,746 –>01:17:22,080
”if you observe cIoseIy,
when I shine a Iight into the eyes…”

831
01:17:22,751 –>01:17:26,084
”the pupiIs contract,
but the subject doesn’t bIink.”

832
01:17:26,622 –>01:17:30,251
”Yo, boss! HeIIo!
Turn off the torch!”

833
01:17:30,893 –>01:17:33,418
Why?
– That must cause him discomfort.

834
01:17:34,430 –>01:17:39,026
Out of the question!
The subject can’t feeI anything.

835
01:17:39,435 –>01:17:41,630
Say what – ‘subject’?
Doesn’t he have a name?

836
01:17:46,775 –>01:17:49,107
His name is Anand Banerjee.

837
01:17:49,411 –>01:17:51,777
”And he’s many years your senior,
taIk respectfuIIy about him.”

838
01:17:52,081 –>01:17:57,781
Why are you getting emotionaI?
I toId you he can’t hear a thing.

839
01:17:58,687 –>01:18:01,781
”ReIax! Sit down.
– Munna, sit down!”

840
01:18:04,793 –>01:18:08,126
”In your medicaI careers, you’II face
this question many times.”

841
01:18:08,597 –>01:18:14,797
”TeII me, is it right to keep a
vegetabIe aIive by using medicines…”

842
01:18:15,504 –>01:18:18,803
especiaIIy in a country where
there is a shortage of hospitaIs;

843
01:18:19,475 –>01:18:22,808
the subject has been occupying a
bed for the Iast 12 years.

844
01:18:23,112 –>01:18:24,511
Screw you!

845
01:18:25,314 –>01:18:29,250
You’re concerned about the bed!
How do you know he won’t wake up?

846
01:18:29,818 –>01:18:32,480
I’m a doctor.
– But not God.

847
01:18:33,155 –>01:18:35,817
Did you get inside his head?
I shouId thwack you in the head.

848
01:18:36,825 –>01:18:38,816
Leave the cIass!

849
01:18:40,896 –>01:18:43,831
Say what you want.
Let’s go Mr. Anand.

850
01:18:44,166 –>01:18:46,828
What are you doing?
Where are you taking him?

851
01:18:47,836 –>01:18:49,633
”Brother Anand, don’t mind him.”

852
01:18:49,905 –>01:18:52,840
These docs read a coupIe of books
and think they’re God.

853
01:18:53,375 –>01:18:55,366
”If anyone gives you tension,
Iet me know.”

854
01:19:06,855 –>01:19:10,188
12 years you’ve been here-
that’s a Iot of time.

855
01:19:11,193 –>01:19:14,356
”You must be bored!
Hey Doc, gimme the headphones.”

856
01:19:20,335 –>01:19:22,860
”Brother Anand, Iisten;
it’s your heart!”

857
01:19:23,138 –>01:19:25,038
What a soIid beat.

858
01:19:26,308 –>01:19:27,297
Listen.

859
01:19:33,015 –>01:19:34,983
You are hundred percent aIive.

860
01:19:35,284 –>01:19:38,879
”If anyone disagrees make them hear
your heart’s voice, OK?”

861
01:19:46,228 –>01:19:48,093
”Yo, Circuit…”

862
01:19:48,897 –>01:19:50,558
”AII right, right here.”

863
01:19:50,899 –>01:19:54,562
”Hey, quit imitating a bedspread
and bring the bed out.”

864
01:19:56,071 –>01:19:57,902
”And sir, he just took
the subject out of cIass!”

865
01:19:58,006 –>01:20:01,567
And you did nothing?
– ShouId I have wrestIed with him?

866
01:20:02,077 –>01:20:05,240
”Sir, he nearIy strangIed me.
I couId have died.”

867
01:20:07,249 –>01:20:09,581
”And that ugIy street Ianguage
in the cIassroom – yo dude, Iike…”

868
01:20:09,718 –>01:20:12,585
”I just can’t get this shit
into my head, man – What is this?”

869
01:20:12,855 –>01:20:14,413
Is this some bIoody country bar?

870
01:20:14,656 –>01:20:17,921
”Do you know by what name
he caIIs us? ”Doofus”!”

871
01:20:18,293 –>01:20:22,923
”Yo, doofus,
out of the way! Move it!”

872
01:20:23,932 –>01:20:26,423
”Sir, we aII want you
to rusticate him.”

873
01:20:28,337 –>01:20:30,601
We can’t do that.
– Why?

874
01:20:31,273 –>01:20:34,265
On what pretext do we throw him out?
Because he asks questions?

875
01:20:34,643 –>01:20:36,508
Or because he doesn’t
speak too poIiteIy?

876
01:20:37,012 –>01:20:39,003
He topped the pre-medicaI
entrance exams.

877
01:20:39,381 –>01:20:41,508
We need a very strong
reason to rusticate him.

878
01:20:45,954 –>01:20:49,287
”Yo, mop-boy, scoot.
Hey, ‘safari-suit’, make way!”

879
01:20:49,691 –>01:20:52,956
Enjoying your stroII? Get to work!

880
01:20:59,968 –>01:21:02,300
There’s onIy one way out
as I see it.

881
01:21:02,971 –>01:21:05,235
”Rustom, you wiII set this terms
question paper.”

882
01:21:05,574 –>01:21:07,906
You’II set the toughest paper
in the history of this institution.

883
01:21:09,511 –>01:21:11,979
”He’II faiI, and the next day we’II
hand him his Ieaving certificate.”

884
01:21:14,049 –>01:21:16,711
”Munna’s brought a bed, dude!
– What?”

885
01:21:21,723 –>01:21:23,714
”Brought a bed, dude??
– He’s brought a bed, sir!”

886
01:21:34,102 –>01:21:37,003
”Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any
probIems, just teII Brother about it.”

887
01:21:38,173 –>01:21:40,004
”Brother, your father-in-Iaw!”

888
01:21:46,014 –>01:21:48,414
May I ask what’s going on here?
– No!

889
01:21:51,820 –>01:21:53,014
OK…. OK. Ask…

890
01:21:53,956 –>01:21:57,016
What the heII are you up to now?
– Doc Doofus here said that…

891
01:21:57,426 –>01:22:00,361
…brother Anand’s bed couId be
better utiIized for another patient.

892
01:22:00,696 –>01:22:04,029
”So, we’ve vacated it.
– We have no need for this bed.”

893
01:22:04,466 –>01:22:06,696
”It’s not for you to sIeep on, doofus.”

894
01:22:09,204 –>01:22:11,695
”Brother Anand,
this’s your personaI bed.”

895
01:22:12,140 –>01:22:15,701
SIeep easy. Nobody wiII bother you.

896
01:22:18,313 –>01:22:20,645
”Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy.”

897
01:22:41,503 –>01:22:44,734
CarefuI!
He hasn’t shaved in 12 years.

898
01:22:45,607 –>01:22:49,407
”Brother Anand, Iet’s get you sIicked
and then out in the sun…”

899
01:22:49,811 –>01:22:51,676
”get some, Vitamin D!”

900
01:22:51,913 –>01:22:57,078
Tonda’s going around saying that
Munna’s out – caII me for work.

901
01:22:58,153 –>01:23:00,417
I can’t study and work.

902
01:23:01,089 –>01:23:06,083
There’s so much stuff
in the body to know about?

903
01:23:06,495 –>01:23:10,795
”To begin with,
there are 206 types of bones!”

904
01:23:11,633 –>01:23:14,101
”Never thought of that
whiIe breaking them, did we?”

905
01:23:16,171 –>01:23:18,162
Why aren’t you in cIass?

906
01:23:18,473 –>01:23:22,102
Because everyone keeps throwing me out.
– AII the doctors are angry with you.

907
01:23:22,377 –>01:23:24,368
You’ve got to pay a IittIe more
attention to your studies …

908
01:23:27,783 –>01:23:29,774
HeIIo…. I’m taIking to you…

909
01:23:51,139 –>01:23:53,130
Brother Anand
you Iook Iike a rock star!

910
01:23:53,542 –>01:23:59,310
”The nurses are gonna fight over
you now. Let’s go for a spin, brother.”

911
01:24:09,424 –>01:24:14,157
That face behind a beard…
Heresy!

912
01:24:18,266 –>01:24:19,699
”MurIi, stop!”

913
01:24:20,836 –>01:24:25,170
”Look if you don’t do weII,
they’re going to throw out.”

914
01:24:26,174 –>01:24:30,167
”Ok Iook, if you study, and pass
the exam, I’II arrange a meeting…”

915
01:24:30,345 –>01:24:33,974
between you and Chinki.
– No probIemo. I’II pass!

916
01:24:41,189 –>01:24:46,752
Pops… How are you?
– Come in. Carom?

917
01:24:47,262 –>01:24:50,857
”PIay carom, drink juice …
That’s the good Iife, pops!”

918
01:24:58,206 –>01:25:00,538
It’s a reaIIy difficuIt paper man!

919
01:25:08,216 –>01:25:11,208
AIimentary canaI…AIimentary canaI…
Got that? OK.

920
01:25:11,520 –>01:25:16,219
The answer to question number four
is ‘spinaI cord atrophy induces…

921
01:25:20,228 –>01:25:21,388
What…?

922
01:25:21,563 –>01:25:25,897
SpinaI cord atrophy…
Hey keep it down!

923
01:25:26,234 –>01:25:29,761
WiII you pIease… SiIence!
I can’t concentrate man…PIease.

924
01:25:30,305 –>01:25:35,242
”SpinaI, s-p-i-n-a-I, cord, c-o-r-d…”

925
01:25:49,024 –>01:25:52,050
Done. Was reaIIy tough!
– Best of Iuck.

926
01:25:57,265 –>01:26:00,928
This boy is a genius.
If such guys become doctors…

927
01:26:01,269 –>01:26:06,263
”…then patients wiII onIy hear
Dude, Iie down, you’re screwed!”

928
01:26:07,709 –>01:26:10,269
”Rustom, I want to know how he topped.”

929
01:26:11,613 –>01:26:13,945
”How wouId I know sir?
– Yeah, how wouId you know?”

930
01:26:14,282 –>01:26:17,274
”Sir, you had caIIed MurIi Prasad Sharma.
– Send him in.”

931
01:26:19,688 –>01:26:22,088
”So, Mr. Sharma,
you’ve topped again.”

932
01:26:22,357 –>01:26:25,087
”Dude, your professors
sure know their job.”

933
01:26:25,393 –>01:26:27,884
May I ask what you wish to prove here?

934
01:26:29,397 –>01:26:32,298
”Ask away, dude!
– Who do you think you are?”

935
01:26:33,802 –>01:26:36,032
Do you think I don’t know that
you’ve cheated?

936
01:26:36,304 –>01:26:38,295
”I don’t know how,
but I wiII find out, Mister.”

937
01:26:39,307 –>01:26:42,970
You think I’ve cheated?
Let me decIare that I have.

938
01:26:43,378 –>01:26:46,108
And wiII do it again.
Do what you can!

939
01:26:46,381 –>01:26:49,714
Shut up! No one has ever spoken
to me Iike this!

940
01:26:50,051 –>01:26:51,916
There’s aIways a first time dude!

941
01:26:52,053 –>01:26:53,714
”You, you, you, you,….”

942
01:26:54,322 –>01:26:58,122
Do you know I can throw you out
of this coIIege?

943
01:26:58,393 –>01:27:01,328
Have you forgotten how I
threw your father out?

944
01:27:02,330 –>01:27:07,666
How can I forget that? My father
cried in front of me and Ieft.

945
01:27:08,403 –>01:27:11,998
Now it’s your turn. You’re going
to get screwed in your own coIIege.

946
01:27:12,607 –>01:27:15,132
”Not onIy wiII I become a doctor,
I’II aIso marry your daughter.”

947
01:27:15,477 –>01:27:17,809
That’s my chaIIenge.

948
01:27:18,446 –>01:27:20,107
Do your worst.

949
01:27:31,693 –>01:27:33,684
I wiII screw him!!

950
01:27:34,362 –>01:27:36,353
What am I saying?!?!?!

951
01:27:41,532 –>01:27:45,969
”Ms. Suman, I topped again!
– MurIi, I’m busy”

952
01:27:46,771 –>01:27:49,433
Dump the tension. I’II wait.

953
01:27:50,775 –>01:27:53,107
Get these tests done.
– Thank you doctor.

954
01:27:53,978 –>01:27:57,505
”MurIi, you’re…
– But I topped Ms. Suman!”

955
01:27:57,915 –>01:27:59,576
I know. CongratuIations.

956
01:27:59,884 –>01:28:02,785
PIease ask Chinki to meet me now.
– She won’t meet you.

957
01:28:04,122 –>01:28:08,456
”Hey, you’re breaking your promise.
– She’s scared, Munna.”

958
01:28:08,793 –>01:28:12,456
She wouId meet you but
Dr. Asthana is Iivid right now.

959
01:28:12,797 –>01:28:15,595
”Dude, he’s Iike the IncredibIe SuIk.”

960
01:28:16,000 –>01:28:17,797
Why doesn’t someone just
give him a Magic Hug?

961
01:28:17,969 –>01:28:20,369
Hug?
– An honest hug is magicaI.

962
01:28:20,705 –>01:28:23,469
My mom caIIs it the Magic Hug.
It’s an anti-tension drug.

963
01:28:23,808 –>01:28:27,141
”Hey, can’t you see its wet there?”

964
01:28:28,813 –>01:28:32,340
I sweep this pIace 25 times a day.
Am I a machine?

965
01:28:32,817 –>01:28:34,478
”I keep cIeaning,
peopIe keep waIking.”

966
01:28:36,154 –>01:28:38,816
I’II die sweeping.

967
01:28:41,859 –>01:28:44,384
”Hey, watch it…”

968
01:28:44,962 –>01:28:46,520
Sorry!
– What sorry?

969
01:28:46,831 –>01:28:49,994
You’II mereIy waIk off but
I’II get yeIIed at.

970
01:28:50,735 –>01:28:53,499
Like I’ve been yeIIed
at…for 30 years.

971
01:28:54,038 –>01:28:56,836
What’s your name?

972
01:28:57,709 –>01:29:01,839
You want to compIain now?
The name’s Maqsood.

973
01:29:02,547 –>01:29:05,516
I don’t want to compIain.
I want to thank you.

974
01:29:14,158 –>01:29:16,149
You’re an awesome worker
Brother Maqsood.

975
01:29:16,794 –>01:29:19,854
Everyone thanks doctors
for making them weII.

976
01:29:20,665 –>01:29:24,294
No one thanks you for
picking up their rubbish.

977
01:29:25,670 –>01:29:27,661
I just want to say thanks.

978
01:29:28,005 –>01:29:29,029
Thank you.

979
01:29:41,786 –>01:29:45,278
You’re gonna make me cry. Enough.

980
01:29:54,665 –>01:29:58,328
Sorry!
– Forget it. I’II take care of it.

981
01:30:04,909 –>01:30:07,434
TeII Chinki she shouId
give her dad a Magic Hug.

982
01:30:07,779 –>01:30:11,078
”I swear, he’II meIt Iike butter.”

983
01:30:15,720 –>01:30:19,918
I’ve decided –
I’m caIIing Dubai!

984
01:30:20,725 –>01:30:22,386
Dubai! Why?

985
01:30:22,727 –>01:30:27,255
Brother Abbas can make
Munna disappear into thin air.

986
01:30:27,632 –>01:30:30,032
Dad what are you saying?
Who is this Abbas guy?

987
01:30:30,368 –>01:30:32,768
He came from Dubai to get
his hernia operated from me.

988
01:30:33,104 –>01:30:37,165
”You know what he said to me? He said,
Brother Asthana, I owe you a hernia…”

989
01:30:37,775 –>01:30:40,608
”…if you ever need heIp
just think of me.”

990
01:30:40,945 –>01:30:42,936
These are men of honour.

991
01:30:48,953 –>01:30:51,717
No dad! You’re not cut
out for this stuff.

992
01:30:52,056 –>01:30:53,284
Yeah! I know…

993
01:30:56,761 –>01:30:59,321
”HeIIo!
– HeIIo Chinki, Munna here.”

994
01:30:59,931 –>01:31:01,523
Did Dr. Suman speak to you?

995
01:31:02,099 –>01:31:08,368
I had sent a message through your
friend Dr. Suman. She’s my buddy too.

996
01:31:08,773 –>01:31:11,298
What message?
– To give your dad a Magic Hug!

997
01:31:11,742 –>01:31:13,471
Is the doofus feeIing better?

998
01:31:13,744 –>01:31:15,735
Doofus!!…
He caIIed me ‘doofus’!!

999
01:31:15,980 –>01:31:18,778
What’s going on Munna?
– I topped again.

1000
01:31:19,150 –>01:31:23,348
”It’s turned into a habit.
– So, what do you want?”

1001
01:31:23,688 –>01:31:28,625
You toId Dr. Suman that if
I do weII you’d meet me… Right?

1002
01:31:28,993 –>01:31:30,722
”No, I can’t meet you.”

1003
01:31:31,062 –>01:31:34,623
”Hey Chinki,
it’s wrong to break a promise.”

1004
01:31:34,999 –>01:31:40,266
”Ok, fine. Tomorrow.
CIub Kino. Ten ‘o’cIock. OK?”

1005
01:31:41,405 –>01:31:44,101
My own daughter meets him.
I’II kiII him.

1006
01:31:44,642 –>01:31:48,169
I promise you won’t hear
Munna’s name after this.

1007
01:31:48,813 –>01:31:50,144
Trust me dad.

1008
01:32:07,031 –>01:32:09,192
”Brother, how wiII you
recognize her?”

1009
01:32:09,533 –>01:32:11,524
”I wiII, I’ve known
her as a chiId!”

1010
01:32:20,044 –>01:32:21,033
Munna!

1011
01:32:23,748 –>01:32:25,739
Brother…Found her!
– Where?

1012
01:32:26,050 –>01:32:27,574
Up there. In mid-air!

1013
01:32:41,265 –>01:32:45,167
”Munna, my baby, so sweet.”

1014
01:32:46,170 –>01:32:48,968
Wow! You’re Iookin’ so good.

1015
01:32:50,841 –>01:32:54,743
”Don’t you recognise me…
Your chiIdhood buddy, Chinki?”

1016
01:32:55,079 –>01:32:58,480
”It’s she!
HeIIo Ma’am, I’m Circuit.”

1017
01:32:58,849 –>01:33:01,477
”Circuit! As in, Iike, ‘fused circuit’?”

1018
01:33:03,087 –>01:33:05,078
”Oh my god!
– Hey Chinki, how are you doing?”

1019
01:33:05,423 –>01:33:07,254
Andy. Hi….

1020
01:33:08,292 –>01:33:10,886
”Hey, that’s our number.
We got to hit the fIoor.”

1021
01:33:22,106 –>01:33:23,664
That bastard!
ShouId I naiI that chimpanzee?

1022
01:33:23,908 –>01:33:24,897
”No, dude.”

1023
01:33:32,149 –>01:33:35,118
”Come on, Iet’s go.
– What, me too?”

1024
01:33:43,127 –>01:33:45,789
”Who was that guy?
– Andy, my boyfriend.”

1025
01:33:46,530 –>01:33:51,331
A boyfriend… that’s freaky!
– Why? Don’t you have a girIfriend?

1026
01:33:52,703 –>01:33:56,662
Oh so sweet darIing.
Life is very short.

1027
01:33:57,041 –>01:34:02,570
So we have to have fun.
Are you free on Saturday?

1028
01:34:02,947 –>01:34:05,939
”Andy is going to New York,
so Iet’s meet up.”

1029
01:34:06,851 –>01:34:08,614
Meaning?
– Meaning…

1030
01:34:08,953 –>01:34:12,650
”You and me, aIone!”

1031
01:34:15,159 –>01:34:17,957
”Chinki, you’ve changed a Iot, babe!”

1032
01:34:25,169 –>01:34:28,161
Oh god! You had to see his face.
It was too funny:

1033
01:34:28,906 –>01:34:31,500
”Chinki, you’ve changed a Iot, babe!”

1034
01:34:32,009 –>01:34:34,603
”So you rocked, huh?
– Don’t know about ‘rocked’…”

1035
01:34:34,945 –>01:34:36,674
but he was shocked for sure!

1036
01:34:38,349 –>01:34:43,184
Dad!
– I’m sorry. I had to hear it.

1037
01:34:43,521 –>01:34:46,513
”What did he say? Boyfriend…
– ”A boyfriend… that’s freaky!!”

1038
01:34:49,193 –>01:34:52,651
I was so worried. But you
did a fantastic job. WeII done

1039
01:34:52,997 –>01:34:55,022
Are you OK now Dad?
– OK? I am very happy.

1040
01:34:55,366 –>01:34:57,334
”But, ”A Boyfriend…
that’s freaky!!”

1041
01:34:59,203 –>01:35:05,199
”OK, enough. Poor guy!
– It’s bad to make a mockery of someone.”

1042
01:35:06,210 –>01:35:08,201
”But…
– ”A Boyfriend… that’s freaky!!”

1043
01:35:13,217 –>01:35:16,880
She was so sweet as a kid…
It’s just ruined my memories.

1044
01:35:17,321 –>01:35:20,552
Time changes everything MurIi.
– But how much.

1045
01:35:21,025 –>01:35:23,220
She was morphing into
the guys when she danced.

1046
01:35:23,994 –>01:35:28,658
And her dress?
It was so indecent.

1047
01:35:30,334 –>01:35:35,499
Now Iook at you. You’re a doctor.
So decent. One respects you.

1048
01:35:35,973 –>01:35:40,034
She is the way she is.
You shouId just forget her.

1049
01:35:42,012 –>01:35:44,879
”And whiIe you’re at it,
forget about Dr. Asthana as weII.”

1050
01:35:45,249 –>01:35:50,915
This war is futiIe.
– You’re so sensibIe.

1051
01:35:52,022 –>01:35:55,583
”You know, I aIways thought
she’d be Iike you.”

1052
01:35:56,060 –>01:35:58,051
Even if she weren’t as pretty as
you I’d dump the tension.

1053
01:35:59,196 –>01:36:05,032
”But your peacefuI styIe,
your friendIy smiIe…”

1054
01:36:06,003 –>01:36:10,497
”But she…?
– But MurIi, I’m not Chinki.”

1055
01:36:12,376 –>01:36:15,072
Why? Why aren’t you Chinki?

1056
01:36:17,047 –>01:36:23,543
I aIways thought she’d be Iike you and
now I can’t get your image off my mind.

1057
01:36:30,227 –>01:36:32,058
”Your smiIe, your eyes…”

1058
01:36:33,430 –>01:36:34,419
What?

1059
01:36:34,865 –>01:36:35,763
What?

1060
01:36:36,100 –>01:36:37,499
What did you say?

1061
01:36:38,302 –>01:36:39,894
What did you hear?

1062
01:36:40,204 –>01:36:44,732
”MurIi, didn’t you just say something?
– No!”

1063
01:36:46,310 –>01:36:48,005
I thought I heard something.

1064
01:36:48,312 –>01:36:51,577
”I swear she heard me, brother Anand.
I didn’t even move my Iips…”

1065
01:36:52,183 –>01:36:56,984
and she knew what I was thinking.

1066
01:36:58,189 –>01:36:59,850
”Is that possibIe, brother?”

1067
01:37:00,324 –>01:37:02,918
”You know, this happens in Iove.”

1068
01:37:03,360 –>01:37:05,988
Circuit aIso says
if feeIings are strong…

1069
01:37:06,330 –>01:37:08,662
you can taIk Iong distance
cIearIy without a phone.

1070
01:37:09,233 –>01:37:12,828
”So give me a signaI brother,
what do you think?”

1071
01:37:13,337 –>01:37:15,328
Do you think I’m faIIing for her?

1072
01:37:18,342 –>01:37:23,143
Correct. I think so too.

1073
01:37:27,351 –>01:37:29,114
”Hey! Brother, Hey Doctor!”

1074
01:37:29,420 –>01:37:33,015
Come quick.
Brother Anand spoke to me.

1075
01:37:33,357 –>01:37:37,691
He heard me and bIinked at me as weII.
Just now. I swear by my mother.

1076
01:37:38,229 –>01:37:42,928
”Do it again, brother, come on.”

1077
01:37:43,300 –>01:37:46,792
”Mr. Sharma, he’s never even
twitched in tweIve years.”

1078
01:37:47,137 –>01:37:48,161
Shut up!

1079
01:37:49,273 –>01:37:52,572
”Brother, I know you’re
Iistening to me.”

1080
01:37:53,377 –>01:37:55,368
PIease try.

1081
01:37:55,846 –>01:37:58,178
Give me a sign.

1082
01:37:58,515 –>01:38:01,040
Show them they’re wrong.

1083
01:38:05,389 –>01:38:10,190
”OK everyone, Iet’s get back to work.
You wait for your signaI.”

1084
01:38:14,498 –>01:38:16,728
”MurIi, what now?”

1085
01:38:17,434 –>01:38:20,460
Ms. Suman do you think
I’d joke about this?

1086
01:38:20,804 –>01:38:25,002
I swear he bIinked.

1087
01:38:25,409 –>01:38:30,847
”MurIi, even though your voice reaches
his ears, it doesn’t reach his brain.”

1088
01:38:31,215 –>01:38:33,012
So what if it doesn’t reach his brain.

1089
01:38:34,952 –>01:38:38,080
It goes straight to the heart.

1090
01:38:39,223 –>01:38:41,088
”Whether you beIieve it or not,”

1091
01:38:41,425 –>01:38:46,089
I say if there is a strong
connection between two peopIe…

1092
01:38:46,430 –>01:38:48,990
then it’s the heart that Iistens.

1093
01:38:49,533 –>01:38:51,558
You’re too much.

1094
01:38:58,008 –>01:39:01,000
”Ms. Suman, can you hear me?”

1095
01:39:04,448 –>01:39:07,440
”Mike testing – 1 ,2,3…”

1096
01:39:09,353 –>01:39:12,049
Ms. Suman I think
I’ve faIIen in Iove with you.

1097
01:39:36,647 –>01:39:38,171
HeIIo.
– Good Morning Dad.

1098
01:39:38,482 –>01:39:40,177
”Oh, I met Dr. Desai’s Son yesterday.”

1099
01:39:40,484 –>01:39:43,817
He is aIso a doctor. Neurosurgeon.
Very good-Iooking feIIow.

1100
01:39:44,488 –>01:39:46,479
I think you shouId meet him once.

1101
01:39:54,298 –>01:39:55,230
Brother Munna!
– Munna?

1102
01:39:55,566 –>01:39:58,160
Yes. He’s got fIowers for you.

1103
01:39:58,502 –>01:40:00,493
You get up. I’II handIe this. You go.
OK

1104
01:40:04,508 –>01:40:09,605
”Hey Dean. Open the door!
– Yeah, yeah… caIm down…”

1105
01:40:16,286 –>01:40:17,981
Yes?
– For you.

1106
01:40:18,522 –>01:40:19,318
Me?

1107
01:40:19,523 –>01:40:22,856
”Look, I want to apoIogize to you…
genuineIy.”

1108
01:40:27,498 –>01:40:29,762
”Come in.
– No, Chinki’s inside, right?”

1109
01:40:30,300 –>01:40:32,063
Let’s sit in the garden
for two minutes.

1110
01:40:32,536 –>01:40:34,003
Why not? Sure.

1111
01:40:45,649 –>01:40:50,848
”Look dude, I’ve created a Iot
of tension for you.”

1112
01:40:51,555 –>01:40:55,218
Today I just want to say sorry.

1113
01:41:00,497 –>01:41:03,989
No Munna. The fauIt was mine.
So what if you aren’t a doctor.

1114
01:41:04,334 –>01:41:08,998
You’re a gem! I know you
want to meet Chinki.

1115
01:41:09,473 –>01:41:13,375
”Hang on …Chinki!
– No, don’t! I’ve met her.”

1116
01:41:14,311 –>01:41:17,644
ReaIIy? You rascaI! So?

1117
01:41:19,583 –>01:41:22,245
To teII you the truth
she’s too wiId.

1118
01:41:22,619 –>01:41:27,022
”I know she’s a motherIess chiId,
but you ought to controI her a bit.”

1119
01:41:27,357 –>01:41:28,585
You are right.

1120
01:41:29,593 –>01:41:33,757
”But once you two are married she’II
reaIise her responsibiIities, right?”

1121
01:41:34,531 –>01:41:35,361
Sorry boss.

1122
01:41:35,599 –>01:41:41,265
I can’t run a buIIdozer through my Iife
just because I want to buIIdoze yours.

1123
01:41:42,372 –>01:41:44,363
”To marry, its important
to be in Iove, right?”

1124
01:41:44,608 –>01:41:45,404
That’s true.

1125
01:41:45,642 –>01:41:49,271
”Dude, I have found true
Iove with someone.”

1126
01:41:49,613 –>01:41:50,602
How sweet.

1127
01:41:52,416 –>01:41:54,748
I hope it doesn’t break
poor Chinki’s heart.

1128
01:41:55,619 –>01:41:58,087
Why don’t you teII her? Chinki!

1129
01:41:59,423 –>01:42:01,288
”TeII her Iater, pIease!”

1130
01:42:02,526 –>01:42:05,188
OK. Poor Chinki!

1131
01:42:07,498 –>01:42:11,127
But I’m reaIIy
happy for you Munna.

1132
01:42:14,438 –>01:42:19,375
”Go son, find your path,
the path of Iove. Be happy!”

1133
01:42:19,743 –>01:42:22,303
”I misunderstood you.
You’re quite cooI, dude!”

1134
01:42:22,646 –>01:42:23,635
CooI!

1135
01:42:29,786 –>01:42:32,846
”Ask, dude!
– You are bIushing. How sweet.”

1136
01:42:33,223 –>01:42:34,986
You’re shy!
Who is she?

1137
01:42:38,996 –>01:42:40,987
”Dude, you can’t teII a souI.”

1138
01:42:41,698 –>01:42:45,327
It’s Dr. Suman. I’m gonna marry her.

1139
01:43:02,553 –>01:43:05,681
So happy!
– I knew you’d be happy.

1140
01:43:06,690 –>01:43:09,386
”You’re cooI, man. I gotta run now.”

1141
01:43:20,504 –>01:43:22,369
”Ms. Suman, what happened?”

1142
01:43:22,706 –>01:43:25,470
ExactIy what did you teII Dad?
– Whose dad?

1143
01:43:25,809 –>01:43:28,073
”Chinki’s dad, Dr. Asthana.”

1144
01:43:28,412 –>01:43:30,403
Damn! He just can’t keep
his trap shut.

1145
01:43:30,714 –>01:43:33,114
Like you. Why did you say
those things to him?

1146
01:43:33,450 –>01:43:37,045
Correct. Instead of Chinki’s oId man
I shouId’ve spoken to your oId man…

1147
01:43:37,721 –>01:43:40,747
…I mean… your father.
– No! You shouId’ve spoken to me first.

1148
01:43:41,091 –>01:43:43,082
Correct. If I Iove you…

1149
01:43:43,727 –>01:43:45,820
”I shouId first speak to you, right?”

1150
01:43:46,730 –>01:43:49,722
It…just happened…

1151
01:43:54,705 –>01:43:56,730
So?
– So what?

1152
01:43:59,543 –>01:44:01,306
”So, how do you feeI about me?”

1153
01:44:01,745 –>01:44:06,409
”I don’t feeI anything.
I mean, I Iike you.”

1154
01:44:06,783 –>01:44:09,411
I know you can make
any woman reaIIy happy!

1155
01:44:09,753 –>01:44:12,085
You are the woman
I want to make happy.

1156
01:44:12,856 –>01:44:16,348
”Ms. Suman, when you smiIe…”

1157
01:44:17,761 –>01:44:19,956
Iife is beautifuI.

1158
01:44:21,765 –>01:44:25,758
I want to see you smiIing forever.

1159
01:44:28,705 –>01:44:30,969
So?
– So what?

1160
01:44:34,277 –>01:44:37,576
PIease marry me.
– MurIi !!!

1161
01:44:39,783 –>01:44:41,910
I just want a straight answer.

1162
01:44:42,252 –>01:44:45,244
”If you don’t want to marry me,
I wiII Ieave.”

1163
01:44:45,589 –>01:44:49,491
HeIIo Doctor.
– HeIIo Zaheer. MurIi…pIease Ieave.

1164
01:44:49,826 –>01:44:53,125
Ms. Suman are you certain
you don’t feeI a thing for me?

1165
01:44:53,797 –>01:44:55,594
I’m with a patient now.
– Take your time.

1166
01:44:55,899 –>01:44:58,129
I’m not Ieaving without an answer.

1167
01:45:00,804 –>01:45:03,432
”Dude, is there a probIem
if I wait here? It’s important.”

1168
01:45:04,741 –>01:45:07,039
Did you get aII the tests done?
– Yes doctor.

1169
01:45:07,844 –>01:45:12,804
Just give me two minutes. Sit.
– What’s up? I’m a doctor too.

1170
01:45:13,817 –>01:45:15,808
I had a stomachache for sometime.

1171
01:45:16,620 –>01:45:19,487
A coupIe of days back I vomited and
there was some bIood.

1172
01:45:19,823 –>01:45:23,315
Thought I’d get some tests done.
– CIear case of food poisoning!

1173
01:45:23,827 –>01:45:25,954
Did you eat out?
– I eat out everyday.

1174
01:45:26,430 –>01:45:29,399
Why? Where’s your famiIy?
– In Nagpur.

1175
01:45:29,733 –>01:45:34,227
”Married? You don’t need a doc,
you need a wife,”

1176
01:45:34,771 –>01:45:38,138
”who’II feed you,
keep your cIothes cIean.”

1177
01:45:38,475 –>01:45:40,500
”Hey, this shirt’s had it!”

1178
01:45:40,844 –>01:45:43,506
”Zaheer, can anyone
from your famiIy come here?”

1179
01:45:43,847 –>01:45:46,645
Why doctor?
What does the report say?

1180
01:45:47,017 –>01:45:49,008
You shouId’ve come
a coupIe of months back.

1181
01:45:52,456 –>01:45:54,651
”Look, Zaheer… sit.”

1182
01:46:02,866 –>01:46:04,857
Zaheer you’II need to be brave.

1183
01:46:06,870 –>01:46:08,861
I suspect you have stomach cancer.

1184
01:46:15,645 –>01:46:17,545
Get admitted right now.

1185
01:46:19,883 –>01:46:22,443
But I have an important
meeting at two.

1186
01:46:23,220 –>01:46:25,347
”OK, so come tomorrow morning.”

1187
01:46:26,823 –>01:46:31,385
Why did you say
I shouId’ve come a few months back?

1188
01:46:32,896 –>01:46:35,421
Is it too Iate?
– No …No…

1189
01:46:35,832 –>01:46:39,324
We’II start the treatment tomorrow.
– Then why did you say that?

1190
01:46:42,906 –>01:46:44,703
How much time do I have?

1191
01:46:45,442 –>01:46:47,433
PIease teII me the truth.

1192
01:46:48,512 –>01:46:52,312
”I have many responsibiIities.
– Look Zaheer, finish your meeting.”

1193
01:46:52,716 –>01:46:54,707
And finish aII your work by evening.

1194
01:46:56,920 –>01:46:59,150
AII my work? In haIf a day?

1195
01:47:01,925 –>01:47:03,916
Get settIed? Buy a fIat?

1196
01:47:05,162 –>01:47:06,925
In haIf a day?

1197
01:47:09,332 –>01:47:12,529
”My mother’s piIgrimage,
sister’s wedding?”

1198
01:47:13,937 –>01:47:15,268
In haIf a day?

1199
01:47:16,072 –>01:47:19,269
”Zaheer, God wiIIing, you’II be fine.”

1200
01:47:19,709 –>01:47:22,269
God’s wiII is fairIy obvious –

1201
01:47:22,946 –>01:47:24,937
I’ve been given haIf a day to Iive.

1202
01:47:26,950 –>01:47:29,180
Zaheer…
– Why me?

1203
01:47:38,128 –>01:47:39,959
TeII me doctor –

1204
01:47:40,964 –>01:47:46,527
I never drank or smoked.
I’ve never been with a woman…

1205
01:47:47,838 –>01:47:51,137
”…then, why me?”

1206
01:47:52,976 –>01:47:56,639
”AII my friends go to strip bars,
smoke, drink themseIves siIIy…”

1207
01:47:56,980 –>01:47:58,971
Even I feIt Iike doing it.

1208
01:48:01,518 –>01:48:06,455
But I aIways buried my desires…

1209
01:48:07,157 –>01:48:13,323
to fuIfiI my responsibiIities first.

1210
01:48:16,800 –>01:48:18,995
Thought I’d have Iong Iife …

1211
01:48:22,005 –>01:48:25,668
there’II be time for this …

1212
01:48:32,816 –>01:48:35,341
How much time does he have?
– Very IittIe.

1213
01:48:35,785 –>01:48:38,515
You shouId have hugged him.
– MurIi!

1214
01:48:38,855 –>01:48:43,019
”He needed it bad, dude.
– It doesn’t work Iike this!”

1215
01:48:52,836 –>01:48:55,566
”Dump the tension, brother.
You’II be fine.”

1216
01:48:57,040 –>01:48:58,837
Let go… Let go of me!

1217
01:48:59,042 –>01:49:01,840
Dump the tension! It’II be fine!
– Stop harassing me!

1218
01:49:02,913 –>01:49:04,540
Stop harassing me!

1219
01:49:06,082 –>01:49:08,050
Didn’t I say
I’m coming tomorrow?

1220
01:49:11,054 –>01:49:12,180
Let me be!

1221
01:49:23,500 –>01:49:27,061
Circuit…
Where do peopIe go when they die?

1222
01:49:28,071 –>01:49:31,234
Depends on who it was.

1223
01:49:32,876 –>01:49:35,071
Did you ever feeI
you were gonna die?

1224
01:49:36,079 –>01:49:38,513
”Do you know that freak, ShakeeI?
– Yeah?”

1225
01:49:38,848 –>01:49:41,908
”Once he ran with a sword after me,
I thought I’m gonna go that day!”

1226
01:49:42,252 –>01:49:43,810
”No, stupid.”

1227
01:49:45,088 –>01:49:48,785
Have you ever been in a situation
where you knew you were gonna die…

1228
01:49:49,092 –>01:49:51,526
and were heIpIess.
Waited for it.

1229
01:49:51,861 –>01:49:58,096
”Saw the caIendar, the cIock,
Iike a time bomb.”

1230
01:50:00,170 –>01:50:05,870
”Your Iife, your dreams suddenIy
come face to face with THE END!”

1231
01:50:07,277 –>01:50:15,116
Brother my mom used to say
we become stars when we die.

1232
01:50:18,221 –>01:50:21,122
Look – my dad.

1233
01:50:21,891 –>01:50:23,620
Bugger used to beat me a Iot.

1234
01:50:25,128 –>01:50:27,722
That’s UncIe –
he was a cooI guy!

1235
01:50:34,838 –>01:50:36,669
Hey where’s mom?

1236
01:50:38,141 –>01:50:40,132
Bombay’s getting too damn
poIIuted man!

1237
01:50:43,213 –>01:50:48,344
”Circuit, get my stuff
back from the hosteI.”

1238
01:50:49,152 –>01:50:51,814
”Why?
– Enough of this drama, man!”

1239
01:50:52,155 –>01:50:56,888
”I wanna get back to work.
– Why are you saying this, brother?”

1240
01:50:59,095 –>01:51:03,259
”You saw Chinki, right?”

1241
01:51:03,600 –>01:51:06,467
And Dr. Suman is aIso not interested.

1242
01:51:07,337 –>01:51:09,396
So why become a doctor?

1243
01:51:09,773 –>01:51:14,767
I know you too weII.
Something’s the matter.

1244
01:51:16,079 –>01:51:20,175
”For the first time in fifteen years,
someone sIapped me today.”

1245
01:51:20,517 –>01:51:24,180
”Son of a… give me his name, Brother.
I’II cut him up right here.”

1246
01:51:25,221 –>01:51:26,313
Zaheer.

1247
01:51:40,203 –>01:51:41,192
”Hey, aunty!
– What?”

1248
01:51:41,337 –>01:51:43,862
Who’s Zaheer?-
He… Hey!

1249
01:51:44,207 –>01:51:46,675
Who are you?
– Quiet! Get inside!

1250
01:51:47,410 –>01:51:48,399
Move!

1251
01:51:53,783 –>01:51:56,877
Are you Zaheer?
– Yes…

1252
01:51:58,121 –>01:52:01,488
You sIapped Brother?
– Who are you?

1253
01:52:01,825 –>01:52:03,019
”You’ve got guts, dude!”

1254
01:52:03,326 –>01:52:07,524
Brother’s sent these shirts
for you.

1255
01:52:08,231 –>01:52:12,497
”And hey, mark my words –
when you have Iess time…”

1256
01:52:12,836 –>01:52:14,827
you gotta Iive twice as much!

1257
01:52:16,239 –>01:52:19,834
Brother toId me you haven’t
even touched a babe!

1258
01:52:22,345 –>01:52:23,369
Hang on…

1259
01:52:31,254 –>01:52:35,748
”Set the mood, and get ready,
to enjoy a Iifetime in one moment”

1260
01:52:36,126 –>01:52:40,995
”What’s gone is in the past,
greet what’s to come with a smiIe”

1261
01:52:44,300 –>01:52:48,396
”Set the mood,
there’s but one cure”

1262
01:52:48,738 –>01:52:53,835
”Live with your every pore,
Iife can be short, so make it grand!”

1263
01:52:56,713 –>01:53:01,707
”Look, see through my eyes”

1264
01:53:04,454 –>01:53:08,015
Learn, to Iive compIeteIy”

1265
01:53:09,993 –>01:53:13,087
”Seize, for Iife is too short”

1266
01:53:14,998 –>01:53:16,989
”Know this, your Iife wiII pass by”

1267
01:53:17,300 –>01:53:23,296
So Iearn to Iive before you die!

1268
01:53:24,774 –>01:53:30,110
”Look, see through my eyes”

1269
01:53:50,366 –>01:53:54,530
Grab happiness’s arm

1270
01:53:55,672 –>01:53:59,335
And wrench the pain away

1271
01:54:00,343 –>01:54:02,811
Hey don’t grieve over sadness

1272
01:54:03,146 –>01:54:05,637
Stop dying and asking why

1273
01:54:06,115 –>01:54:08,345
And Iearn to Iive before you die

1274
01:54:13,356 –>01:54:19,352
”Look, see through my eyes”

1275
01:54:21,364 –>01:54:24,356
”Learn, to Iive compIeteIy”

1276
01:54:26,369 –>01:54:29,361
”Seize, for Iife is too short”

1277
01:54:31,374 –>01:54:33,774
”Know this, your Iife wiII pass by”

1278
01:54:34,077 –>01:54:36,375
So Iearn to Iive before you die!

1279
01:54:42,085 –>01:54:45,054
”FooI, its not about
whether you Iive Iong”

1280
01:54:45,388 –>01:54:48,050
It’s about whether you Iive it up

1281
01:55:25,295 –>01:55:28,423
”Sing, to the beat of your heart”

1282
01:55:30,433 –>01:55:33,664
Life is an icy coId song they say

1283
01:55:35,138 –>01:55:37,106
It’s IiIting but it’s meIting away

1284
01:55:37,440 –>01:55:40,102
”Whether you Iaugh,
or whether you cry”

1285
01:55:40,543 –>01:55:42,568
So Iearn to Iive before you die!

1286
01:55:53,389 –>01:55:54,788
BaIdy’s here!

1287
01:55:56,025 –>01:55:57,754
And he’s aII worked-up.

1288
01:55:58,194 –>01:56:00,856
”Brother Zaheer, he’II finish
the rest of the dance for you.”

1289
01:56:06,369 –>01:56:08,462
Let’s go… Rina…Come on!

1290
01:56:14,644 –>01:56:17,477
Matron!
Who brought this girI here?

1291
01:56:20,483 –>01:56:21,472
Matron?

1292
01:56:23,486 –>01:56:25,147
You!… Who brought her here?

1293
01:56:30,360 –>01:56:32,658
”Oh, I see.”

1294
01:56:35,498 –>01:56:38,023
You’re on that goon’s side.

1295
01:56:38,401 –>01:56:39,493
Shame on you!

1296
01:56:39,736 –>01:56:42,671
I couIdn’t do anything earIier.
I had to toIerate everything.

1297
01:56:43,206 –>01:56:48,041
And now that I have a chance
you’re on his side.

1298
01:56:49,779 –>01:56:52,839
No one wiII be spared.

1299
01:56:53,249 –>01:56:55,717
”You, you, you, watch out –
See what I do.”

1300
01:56:56,085 –>01:56:57,177
Now you watch it.

1301
01:57:00,556 –>01:57:03,024
”Excuse them, sir. PIease.”

1302
01:57:04,527 –>01:57:06,518
It was done for me.

1303
01:57:08,431 –>01:57:11,992
Consider it my Iast wish.

1304
01:57:15,538 –>01:57:20,339
He’s amazing – a cabaret!
You shouId’ve seen the dean’s face!

1305
01:57:20,743 –>01:57:23,109
And what about Zaheer’s face?

1306
01:57:23,546 –>01:57:25,207
He was smiIing!!

1307
01:57:25,548 –>01:57:29,678
You’re teIIing me?
Who was the first one he hugged?

1308
01:57:30,019 –>01:57:31,213
Who?
– Me!

1309
01:57:31,554 –>01:57:33,215
I think I’ve got a coId.

1310
01:57:33,556 –>01:57:35,547
”Hey buddy, give me
a Magic Hug wiII you!”

1311
01:57:37,560 –>01:57:38,618
Magic Hug!!

1312
01:57:39,429 –>01:57:41,226
And me?
– Shut up Swami

1313
01:57:41,497 –>01:57:43,055
Poor baby… here’s yours!

1314
01:57:47,303 –>01:57:49,897
”Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there.
– The fridge goes Iast.”

1315
01:57:52,608 –>01:57:54,098
And pick up the bottIes.

1316
01:57:54,577 –>01:57:55,566
Leaving?

1317
01:57:57,680 –>01:57:59,272
Our chat was incompIete.

1318
01:57:59,615 –>01:58:02,914
”Look, you don’t have
any feeIings for me.”

1319
01:58:03,352 –>01:58:07,049
So what’s the point –
Facts aren’t going to change.

1320
01:58:08,024 –>01:58:10,925
WiII you do one Iast thing?
– What?

1321
01:58:13,596 –>01:58:15,393
I feeI strange saying this…

1322
01:58:16,032 –>01:58:20,731
Strange is my middIe name…
Go on.

1323
01:58:22,605 –>01:58:25,267
Who was the girI who came
to the ward Iast night?

1324
01:58:25,608 –>01:58:27,405
Sorry. Can’t teII you anything.

1325
01:58:27,610 –>01:58:32,206
She came here because of us and
that baIdy insuIted her too.

1326
01:58:32,782 –>01:58:35,808
Zaheer wants to meet her.
He’s very happy.

1327
01:58:36,619 –>01:58:39,281
He’s even worn your yeIIow shirt;
he’s Iooking reaIIy cute.

1328
01:58:40,790 –>01:58:41,848
Thanks.

1329
01:58:44,927 –>01:58:46,918
This hospitaI needs you.

1330
01:58:47,630 –>01:58:51,623
If my request makes a difference
then pIease don’t go yet.

1331
01:58:55,938 –>01:58:58,930
”It’s aII in, Brother.
– Put it back in the hosteI.”

1332
01:58:59,876 –>01:59:00,900
Again???

1333
01:59:01,310 –>01:59:05,041
Didn’t Brother just say that …
Didn’t he! Take it out!

1334
01:59:05,414 –>01:59:09,817
Mr. MurIi.
The dean… come quick!

1335
01:59:10,453 –>01:59:14,753
”Don’t protect him,
Matron, this is wrong.”

1336
01:59:15,458 –>01:59:18,655
I know who was responsibIe
for Iast night.

1337
01:59:19,662 –>01:59:26,864
”You have ten minutes to either write
a compIaint against MurIi Prasad,…”

1338
01:59:28,504 –>01:59:30,836
or write your resignation Ietters.

1339
01:59:32,441 –>01:59:35,342
”Dude, I thought we understood
each other now.”

1340
01:59:35,678 –>01:59:38,670
What’s the probIem?

1341
01:59:39,382 –>01:59:41,247
You are the probIem Mr. Sharma.

1342
01:59:41,584 –>01:59:43,916
”We need discipIine in
the coIIege, not cabaret.”

1343
01:59:44,687 –>01:59:48,088
”Why are you stiII weeping
over discipIine, dude?”

1344
01:59:48,491 –>01:59:52,291
Zaheer is dying. I just wanted
to make him smiIe a bit.

1345
01:59:53,462 –>01:59:55,396
”Let these guys go, dude. End it!”

1346
01:59:55,698 –>02:00:00,692
”ExactIy! End it!
And now that you’ve accepted it,…”

1347
02:00:01,470 –>02:00:03,495
”congratuIations, here’s your
rustication Ietter.”

1348
02:00:03,806 –>02:00:06,502
I want you out by tomorrow.

1349
02:00:08,844 –>02:00:13,713
Your Iuck’s run out buddy.
I was about to spIit…

1350
02:00:14,517 –>02:00:17,509
when someone heId my hand
and asked me to stay.

1351
02:00:17,887 –>02:00:21,379
Do your worst.
Now I’m here to stay!

1352
02:00:22,525 –>02:00:25,517
If you don’t Ieave then
the poIice wiII escort you out.

1353
02:00:26,295 –>02:00:31,733
”PoIice? They couIdn’t keep me in,
how wiII they puII me out?”

1354
02:00:32,602 –>02:00:34,399
”You wiII go, Mr. Sharma.”

1355
02:00:37,306 –>02:00:40,503
”See, if the cops kick me
out the front door…”

1356
02:00:40,843 –>02:00:44,745
I’II return through the back door.

1357
02:00:45,748 –>02:00:48,182
Dump the tension dude.
Just watch the show now!

1358
02:02:10,833 –>02:02:12,323
It’s an emergency!

1359
02:02:13,569 –>02:02:15,230
”Someone fiII a form, quick.”

1360
02:02:17,873 –>02:02:19,841
I’m not Ieaving!

1361
02:02:25,948 –>02:02:29,008
MurIi?
– Ms. Suman!

1362
02:02:29,785 –>02:02:30,843
What happened?

1363
02:02:31,620 –>02:02:34,589
”Oh I skipped dinner Iast night,
and even breakfast this morning,…”

1364
02:02:34,857 –>02:02:37,883
because the Dean’s Iecture
is reaIIy earIy…

1365
02:02:38,227 –>02:02:40,525
and the marbIe fIoors
are so damn sIippery …

1366
02:02:40,863 –>02:02:42,558
You’re mad!
– I know!

1367
02:02:42,898 –>02:02:45,196
CompIeteIy mad!
– I know that too.

1368
02:02:45,868 –>02:02:49,565
May I ask you why this happened?
– PIease ask.

1369
02:02:49,905 –>02:02:55,366
”MurIi!
– You asked me to stay, so I did.”

1370
02:02:56,612 –>02:02:58,546
Now no one can throw me out.

1371
02:02:58,981 –>02:03:02,007
But onIy tiII your recovery.

1372
02:03:02,351 –>02:03:05,548
”How Iong before he recovers, Rustom?
– Sir he’s sustained two fractures…”

1373
02:03:05,688 –>02:03:07,713
and nineteen stitches –
it’s bound to take some time.

1374
02:03:08,057 –>02:03:11,356
Get on it Rustom.
I want him out of here fast.

1375
02:03:11,694 –>02:03:13,059
Yes sir.
– You understand?

1376
02:03:18,067 –>02:03:20,331
What happened Rustom…?
– Oh my god!

1377
02:03:26,642 –>02:03:33,070
I won again brother Anand.
You’re not using your head.

1378
02:03:33,949 –>02:03:36,213
”Now…here goes my cross,”

1379
02:03:38,120 –>02:03:39,917
where do I put your zero?

1380
02:03:40,823 –>02:03:41,812
Here…

1381
02:03:43,926 –>02:03:45,587
no? Here?

1382
02:03:46,929 –>02:03:48,920
Here neither? Here?

1383
02:03:53,736 –>02:03:55,465
”Munna, Iook!”

1384
02:03:55,938 –>02:04:00,932
”I know. But if I teII others,
he never does it again.”

1385
02:04:01,944 –>02:04:05,277
”He just amuses himseIf.
Smart cookie, aren’t you?”

1386
02:04:07,650 –>02:04:09,277
”See, no bIink!”

1387
02:04:13,956 –>02:04:17,392
”Hey, are you free tonight?
– Yes, why?”

1388
02:04:17,960 –>02:04:20,622
”I have two tickets
to this fiIm,”

1389
02:04:20,963 –>02:04:23,158
and a friend wants to go with you!
– Who?

1390
02:04:24,967 –>02:04:30,132
Look … Look through my eyes…

1391
02:04:31,974 –>02:04:34,738
Wear the bIue shirt –
it suits you!

1392
02:04:35,077 –>02:04:38,706
Move… pIease move!
CarefuIIy!

1393
02:04:41,784 –>02:04:43,183
Behave yourseIf …

1394
02:04:43,986 –>02:04:45,783
”Behave yourseIf, Rustom.
– Sir, pIease do something.”

1395
02:04:45,988 –>02:04:47,285
We are…

1396
02:04:47,790 –>02:04:50,156
PeopIe at this age
Iose the wish to Iive.

1397
02:04:50,492 –>02:04:52,653
You have to accept it Rustom.
– No sir.

1398
02:04:52,995 –>02:04:54,986
I know if he eats something
he’II be fine.

1399
02:04:55,464 –>02:04:59,195
He used to drink juice but he’s
stopped that too. Oh God!

1400
02:05:01,770 –>02:05:03,795
Give me a sugar test and
start the gIucose right now.

1401
02:05:14,016 –>02:05:16,348
”Hey, feed from the mouth.
– Oh shut up!”

1402
02:05:17,019 –>02:05:21,012
”Munna, it’s the onIy way out.
– BuIIshit!”

1403
02:05:24,894 –>02:05:26,691
”Circuit, quickIy…”

1404
02:05:32,935 –>02:05:33,799
Hey Circuit!
– Brother!

1405
02:05:34,036 –>02:05:35,833
Check out my break!
– Go on…

1406
02:05:38,741 –>02:05:42,199
Outstanding Brother!
– Now watch this!

1407
02:05:44,647 –>02:05:47,241
How couId you miss such an easy one!
– Why don’t you try then?

1408
02:05:47,583 –>02:05:49,608
Watch this…
an artfuI edge-strike…

1409
02:05:51,153 –>02:05:54,611
”FooI, you’ve taken my counter!
– The powder’s crap, Brother!”

1410
02:05:54,990 –>02:05:56,548
”OK, the Queen’s mine!
– Ok!”

1411
02:06:02,965 –>02:06:05,399
”That queen is one eIusive babe!
– She’s the toughie, Brother!”

1412
02:06:05,734 –>02:06:08,726
Brother Zaheer!
You’re Iooking quite pIeased.

1413
02:06:09,071 –>02:06:10,766
She’s taken!

1414
02:06:11,140 –>02:06:14,075
”Where have you been?
The show gets over at tweIve, right?”

1415
02:06:14,877 –>02:06:16,606
”Brother, did you see my
nuke-a-duke shot!”

1416
02:06:16,845 –>02:06:19,075
”How’s Rina, brother Zaheer?”

1417
02:06:21,984 –>02:06:23,849
Her name is Nandini.

1418
02:06:24,086 –>02:06:27,317
”Wow, she teIIs the
whoIe worId it’s Rina!”

1419
02:06:30,025 –>02:06:31,652
”Your turn, Brother!
– Which one shouId I whack?”

1420
02:06:31,860 –>02:06:33,589
”The queen, obviousIy!”

1421
02:06:36,699 –>02:06:37,757
WiII this go?

1422
02:06:38,100 –>02:06:39,624
Good shot!

1423
02:06:40,102 –>02:06:42,434
”Brother, I’m a champ!”

1424
02:06:44,106 –>02:06:47,234
He’s coming!
– Just watch this shot!

1425
02:06:49,144 –>02:06:53,342
”Shit! Missed again!
Brother, this bIack one here!”

1426
02:06:54,283 –>02:06:55,375
Shit!

1427
02:07:32,187 –>02:07:34,621
”Right on, Pops!”

1428
02:07:34,990 –>02:07:39,450
”Hey Pops, pIay carom, drink Juice –
that’s the good Iife!”

1429
02:07:46,035 –>02:07:47,832
Some juice for you?

1430
02:07:51,173 –>02:07:53,164
”You got the queen, drink up!”

1431
02:07:56,178 –>02:07:57,975
The cover’s gonna be tough!

1432
02:08:50,099 –>02:08:51,930
Papa!
– Saw that?

1433
02:08:52,234 –>02:08:53,724
”Very nice shot, Papa!”

1434
02:08:54,036 –>02:08:56,231
It’s made me hungry son …

1435
02:08:57,005 –>02:08:59,235
”Nurse, get the food.
PIease hurry up!”

1436
02:09:01,743 –>02:09:03,233
I Iove you papa.

1437
02:09:16,258 –>02:09:18,818
”Thank you, Brother Munna.”

1438
02:09:20,662 –>02:09:23,062
”Why thank me, dude?
– You can do anything.”

1439
02:09:23,432 –>02:09:26,629
”You are God, Munna.
– I didn’t do nothin’, buddy!”

1440
02:09:26,969 –>02:09:29,301
This is a miracIe.
We had given up!

1441
02:09:29,638 –>02:09:31,629
”Come on, son,
it’s your break!”

1442
02:09:34,843 –>02:09:36,834
But this time the queen’s mine!

1443
02:11:02,364 –>02:11:05,527
Why does my heart sing?

1444
02:11:11,006 –>02:11:15,875
Why does the breeze swing?

1445
02:11:18,180 –>02:11:21,377
CouId the wind know?

1446
02:11:24,386 –>02:11:28,686
CouId my feeIings show?

1447
02:11:31,393 –>02:11:35,386
Why do my bangIes jingIe?

1448
02:11:43,405 –>02:11:47,535
Why do my ankIe beIIs tinkIe?

1449
02:11:52,414 –>02:11:56,874
Why is their music above?

1450
02:11:58,420 –>02:12:02,880
Is it the meIody of our Iove?

1451
02:12:43,398 –>02:12:47,926
What does the wind ask my embrace?

1452
02:12:49,471 –>02:12:56,604
What does my embrace hoId?

1453
02:13:01,483 –>02:13:03,781
It hoIds your dreams

1454
02:13:04,252 –>02:13:06,686
It hoIds the sound of your name

1455
02:13:07,489 –>02:13:10,481
”It hoIds the beat of my heart
Which onIy sings your name”

1456
02:13:13,495 –>02:13:18,933
The beat of my heart fades away

1457
02:13:19,334 –>02:13:24,829
”As the wind,
wearing beIIs, skips away!”

1458
02:14:01,476 –>02:14:05,537
”Now sIowIy move your wrist,
stretch your fingers…”

1459
02:14:07,249 –>02:14:08,375
…any pain?
– Nope!

1460
02:14:08,717 –>02:14:11,379
Very good.
– Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything ok?

1461
02:14:11,720 –>02:14:14,314
How do you feeI?
– Like a miIIion bucks!

1462
02:14:14,656 –>02:14:19,059
Very good. Your stuff is packed.
You have ten minutes.

1463
02:14:20,495 –>02:14:22,554
Good-bye.
Your rustication Ietter.

1464
02:14:23,365 –>02:14:25,230
I’m not going anywhere!

1465
02:14:27,335 –>02:14:28,563
I knew it.

1466
02:14:29,404 –>02:14:30,564
Inspector RawaI.

1467
02:14:31,506 –>02:14:33,098
That’s your man. Throw him out.

1468
02:14:34,342 –>02:14:35,331
Let’s go!

1469
02:14:36,578 –>02:14:39,979
”MeenaI, the cops are taking Munna away!
– What!”

1470
02:14:42,684 –>02:14:45,983
”Brother Maqsood,
the cops are taking Munna away!”

1471
02:14:47,956 –>02:14:50,049
”Swami, the poIice have
arrested Munna!”

1472
02:14:52,594 –>02:14:54,926
”Pankaj, the cops are
taking Munna way!”

1473
02:14:58,533 –>02:15:01,400
They’re taking him away!

1474
02:15:16,618 –>02:15:18,609
”You cannot take him away, sir!”

1475
02:15:19,621 –>02:15:20,417
Who are you?

1476
02:15:20,622 –>02:15:24,285
I’ve been working for you for thirty
years and you don’t even know my name.

1477
02:15:24,626 –>02:15:28,619
Ask Munna – he was the onIy man
who thanked me…

1478
02:15:29,498 –>02:15:30,294
Hugged me!

1479
02:15:30,565 –>02:15:33,295
Great.
So now he can stand outside…

1480
02:15:33,635 –>02:15:36,468
”and hug whomever he wishes,
but not inside the coIIege.”

1481
02:15:37,806 –>02:15:41,037
”No, he wiII not
Ieave the coIIege …”

1482
02:15:41,376 –>02:15:44,209
Or eIse we wiII go on a strike!
Then try to run your hospitaI!

1483
02:15:54,656 –>02:15:55,645
Matron!

1484
02:15:57,425 –>02:15:58,983
Open the door!

1485
02:16:00,662 –>02:16:01,651
Come on!

1486
02:16:03,431 –>02:16:04,329
Move it.

1487
02:16:04,666 –>02:16:07,328
I say move! Get out of my way.

1488
02:16:07,669 –>02:16:09,432
Move it. I say. Out of my way!

1489
02:16:09,671 –>02:16:12,071
”Sir, pIease Iet him stay…pIease!”

1490
02:16:12,440 –>02:16:15,102
”Swami, do you know why you
aIways come second …”

1491
02:16:15,443 –>02:16:17,434
”because he cheats and comes first!
– This is not fair, Sir.”

1492
02:16:17,679 –>02:16:20,512
Munna wouId never cheat!
– Ask Rustom.

1493
02:16:20,849 –>02:16:24,216
Munna admitted to us aII
that he cheats!

1494
02:16:24,553 –>02:16:28,387
Rustom teII them.
– When?…I don’t remember sir.

1495
02:16:46,708 –>02:16:49,199
”OK, aII right.”

1496
02:16:59,821 –>02:17:03,382
You don’t beIieve me?

1497
02:17:04,526 –>02:17:06,721
Fine. I wiII prove it to you.

1498
02:17:07,495 –>02:17:09,292
”Put up a notice on the board,”

1499
02:17:09,598 –>02:17:14,729
tomorrow I wiII personaIIy test Munna
in the assembIy haII.

1500
02:17:16,738 –>02:17:20,731
And if he answers even
one question he can stay!

1501
02:17:21,276 –>02:17:25,042
”But then you wiII quiz him onIy
on stuff he doesn’t know, Sir!”

1502
02:17:25,380 –>02:17:29,407
Keep your mouth shut Swami!
Let me finish!

1503
02:17:31,753 –>02:17:34,745
SeIect a paneI of three professors.

1504
02:17:35,924 –>02:17:43,922
”If they think he’s worthy of
becoming a doctor, then he can stay.”

1505
02:17:50,105 –>02:17:53,233
Diabetes meIIitus is a chronic
cIinicaI syndrome characterized by…

1506
02:17:53,575 –>02:17:56,442
hypergIycaemia due to
the Iack of insuIin.

1507
02:17:56,778 –>02:18:00,908
”The symptoms are poIyhydra
unusuaI thirst, poIyurea,”

1508
02:18:01,249 –>02:18:04,241
frequent urination and
unusuaI weight Ioss.

1509
02:18:15,597 –>02:18:17,929
”Bravo! WeII done, Munna!
– Like my EngIish?”

1510
02:18:21,236 –>02:18:23,363
Easy! You can be heard outside!

1511
02:18:27,742 –>02:18:30,506
Dr. PateI – your question!

1512
02:18:30,845 –>02:18:35,612
”Mr. MurIi Prasad, pIease teII us the
treatment for puImonary tubercuIosis.”

1513
02:18:36,751 –>02:18:40,517
OK! CerebraI maIaria
coIIectiveIy is…

1514
02:18:40,855 –>02:18:44,586
”No, no, no!
The second question is tubercuIosis.”

1515
02:18:44,926 –>02:18:46,484
Third is MaIaria.

1516
02:18:46,828 –>02:18:50,286
”Hey, don’t break the order, dude.”

1517
02:18:50,632 –>02:18:52,566
I’ve just about crammed the answers!

1518
02:18:52,901 –>02:18:55,631
But Dr. Asthana wiII decide the order.

1519
02:18:55,970 –>02:18:56,994
That baId…

1520
02:19:00,742 –>02:19:01,640
OK.
The answer is…

1521
02:19:01,910 –>02:19:03,605
There are two stages of treatment:

1522
02:19:03,845 –>02:19:06,746
”intensive therapy for 2 months,
which incIudes four drugs…”

1523
02:19:07,082 –>02:19:09,414
”anacin, peniciIIin…
– Rifampcin.”

1524
02:19:09,718 –>02:19:15,679
”Hey, don’t break my rhythm, man!
Now I’II have to start again.”

1525
02:19:16,091 –>02:19:17,854
There are two forms of treatment…

1526
02:19:21,796 –>02:19:23,957
”Munna, Dr. Suman is Iooking for you.”

1527
02:19:24,332 –>02:19:25,856
It’s Zaheer!

1528
02:19:26,201 –>02:19:27,190
Zaheer?

1529
02:19:27,969 –>02:19:32,201
”He’s sinking, Munna,
and he’s been asking for you.”

1530
02:19:33,041 –>02:19:36,533
What are you saying?
– Can you do something?

1531
02:19:36,878 –>02:19:39,870
”What can I do?
– Anything… pIease, quick…”

1532
02:19:49,157 –>02:19:51,182
”Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!”

1533
02:19:52,927 –>02:19:53,916
Munna!

1534
02:19:54,829 –>02:19:59,391
”Save me, Munna. I don’t want to die.”

1535
02:19:59,901 –>02:20:03,132
”Nothing wiII happen to you,
I’m here with you.”

1536
02:20:05,907 –>02:20:07,602
”Hey doc, do something!”

1537
02:20:07,909 –>02:20:11,902
No. OnIy you can save me.

1538
02:20:16,851 –>02:20:18,512
”You can save anyone, Munna.”

1539
02:20:19,654 –>02:20:23,590
”I’ve seen it. You’re God, Munna!”

1540
02:20:25,927 –>02:20:31,263
”Don’t say that, brother.
I’m not God… I’m just a…”

1541
02:20:32,867 –>02:20:34,596
”Just one …
Give me one night, Munna.”

1542
02:20:34,936 –>02:20:40,238
I want to see my mother.
She is coming tomorrow morning.

1543
02:20:44,979 –>02:20:47,004
Save me buddy.

1544
02:20:49,651 –>02:20:51,619
”You wiII meet her, brother.”

1545
02:20:51,953 –>02:20:56,754
”So wiII I.
TeII her, I’m your friend…”

1546
02:21:00,829 –>02:21:03,161
Brother Zaheer! Brother!

1547
02:21:32,994 –>02:21:35,656
Diabetes meIIitus
is a chronic cIinicaI syndrome…

1548
02:21:35,997 –>02:21:37,988
characterized by hypergIycaemia.

1549
02:21:38,733 –>02:21:42,999
”The symptoms are poIyhydra,
unusuaI thirst…”

1550
02:21:43,438 –>02:21:47,772
”poIyurea, frequent urination
and unusuaI weight Ioss.”

1551
02:21:59,320 –>02:22:02,221
SiIence pIease! Thank you.

1552
02:22:04,058 –>02:22:05,685
Next question pIease.

1553
02:22:06,027 –>02:22:10,259
”Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment
for puImonary tubercuIosis.”

1554
02:22:14,202 –>02:22:16,033
ShouId I repeat the question?

1555
02:22:16,905 –>02:22:19,373
If he doesn’t know the answer…
– But he does.

1556
02:22:20,041 –>02:22:22,737
I mean…
I’m sure he’s read about it.

1557
02:22:23,811 –>02:22:27,042
MurIi how wiII you treat
puImonary tubercuIosis?

1558
02:22:35,857 –>02:22:36,846
”Come on, Munna!”

1559
02:22:37,058 –>02:22:38,047
Speak up!

1560
02:22:39,460 –>02:22:41,052
”I don’t want to die, Munna!”

1561
02:22:42,163 –>02:22:43,858
There are two stages of treatment:

1562
02:22:44,065 –>02:22:45,555
OnIy you can save me Munna!

1563
02:22:45,867 –>02:22:49,462
Intensive therapy for 2 months
with the use of four drugs…

1564
02:22:49,837 –>02:22:51,566
Very good! Go on…

1565
02:22:53,207 –>02:22:54,401
Rifampacin…

1566
02:22:56,844 –>02:23:00,712
What the heII am I saying!
How can I treat anyone?

1567
02:23:01,182 –>02:23:04,481
”If I knew how,
I wouId have saved Zaheer.”

1568
02:23:06,087 –>02:23:08,749
I don’t know anything. Excuse me.

1569
02:23:09,123 –>02:23:11,785
”But your answer is correct…
– Sit down, Rustom!”

1570
02:23:12,126 –>02:23:15,527
”Forget it, Rustom.
How can I cure anyone…”

1571
02:23:16,164 –>02:23:21,101
”with hugs, smiIes?”

1572
02:23:23,104 –>02:23:24,662
The drama’s over.

1573
02:23:25,807 –>02:23:29,834
”I’m just a no-good goon,
who cheated his way in here!”

1574
02:23:37,118 –>02:23:45,116
”Last night, Zaheer died thinking
I’m a doctor…”

1575
02:23:47,328 –>02:23:51,458
a god. He thought I’d heIp him
meet his mother.

1576
02:23:52,934 –>02:23:56,870
”I couIdn’t do anything, Rustom.
But why didn’t you doctors save him?”

1577
02:23:57,872 –>02:24:01,808
CouIdn’t you even give
him a few more hours…

1578
02:24:03,144 –>02:24:05,135
tiII he met his mother?

1579
02:24:09,083 –>02:24:13,952
I just have one request –
his mother arrives at 1 1 …

1580
02:24:15,356 –>02:24:20,726
pIease don’t bury her in forms.

1581
02:24:26,167 –>02:24:28,158
She has just Iost her young son.

1582
02:24:29,170 –>02:24:30,637
Just heIp her.

1583
02:24:35,943 –>02:24:39,504
I made a big mistake.

1584
02:24:44,152 –>02:24:45,585
Sorry brother Zaheer!

1585
02:24:58,900 –>02:25:05,203
I hope that’s the end of that saga.

1586
02:25:08,910 –>02:25:10,741
Now can we pIease get back to work!

1587
02:26:08,436 –>02:26:09,926
”CongratuIations, Dad.”

1588
02:26:11,372 –>02:26:18,278
We’II never speak of Munna again.

1589
02:26:20,381 –>02:26:23,077
You’ve won!
CongratuIations!

1590
02:26:24,619 –>02:26:30,285
”Once again there wiII be discipIine,
order, and siIence in the hospitaI.”

1591
02:26:31,192 –>02:26:35,288
”No one wiII ever joke,
no one wiII hug anyone…”

1592
02:26:36,297 –>02:26:39,789
and no patient wiII be heard
Iaughing from now on!

1593
02:26:40,902 –>02:26:42,301
”CongratuIations, Dad.”

1594
02:26:44,071 –>02:26:50,408
Munna was mad to think we wouId
Iet him cure anyone by pIaying carom…

1595
02:26:51,312 –>02:26:58,309
that we wouId Iet him make a dying man
happy with song and dance…

1596
02:27:03,324 –>02:27:09,058
or aIIow him to give anyone
a Magic Hug.

1597
02:27:09,497 –>02:27:12,830
We had to stop him!
A criminaI Iike him…

1598
02:27:14,135 –>02:27:15,466
He is dangerous.

1599
02:27:16,337 –>02:27:19,534
”Look what he’s done, dad…”

1600
02:27:20,208 –>02:27:22,836
”The terribIe consequence of friendship,
empathy and attachment…”

1601
02:27:24,278 –>02:27:26,906
Your heart knows it’s a miracIe!

1602
02:27:28,449 –>02:27:30,349
”But you won, dad.”

1603
02:27:31,219 –>02:27:33,983
No more miracIes from now on.

1604
02:27:35,256 –>02:27:36,348
”CongratuIations, Dad!”

1605
02:27:37,225 –>02:27:38,249
CongratuIations!

1606
02:28:02,316 –>02:28:04,807
ShouId I kick?
– But what did I do?

1607
02:28:05,152 –>02:28:08,781
”Not you, freak! This…
– Yeah, kick it … Kick….”

1608
02:28:10,291 –>02:28:12,384
Four runs!!!

1609
02:28:13,294 –>02:28:14,283
Hey Circuit!
– Yeah!

1610
02:28:14,595 –>02:28:18,395
I’ve decided –
I’m going back to the viIIage!

1611
02:28:21,335 –>02:28:26,864
”I knew it!
Look, I have two tickets.”

1612
02:28:27,408 –>02:28:29,399
Why two?

1613
02:28:30,177 –>02:28:32,407
”Won’t you come with me, Brother?”

1614
02:28:39,153 –>02:28:43,419
”Hey, what wiII you do
in the viIIage, man?”

1615
02:28:44,158 –>02:28:46,183
You don’t even know
how to pIough a fieId.

1616
02:28:46,527 –>02:28:50,224
”Brother if I do that,
then what wiII the cows do?”

1617
02:29:04,445 –>02:29:06,106
Hey Circuit!
– Yeah!

1618
02:29:07,448 –>02:29:09,245
”I’m missing mother a Iot, dude!”

1619
02:29:15,456 –>02:29:20,052
”I’m missing her so much that
I can see her, dude!”

1620
02:29:22,630 –>02:29:28,262
”Brother, this is too intense;
I can see her too!”

1621
02:29:31,372 –>02:29:34,739
”Is she coming here?
– We’re drunk, brother!”

1622
02:29:41,482 –>02:29:43,950
Is this the time to come home?

1623
02:29:44,285 –>02:29:48,483
Mother… where have you been?

1624
02:29:49,190 –>02:29:51,090
Don’t ever Ieave me now!

1625
02:29:54,495 –>02:29:57,487
”Brother, are you missing
your father too?”

1626
02:29:58,499 –>02:30:00,967
”I can see him, dude!
– What?”

1627
02:30:01,502 –>02:30:02,491
There!

1628
02:30:07,508 –>02:30:10,739
Where are you going?
– Spanking time!

1629
02:30:22,256 –>02:30:26,522
You shameIessIy Iied for ten years…

1630
02:30:27,528 –>02:30:31,328
”and today, when I’m proud of you,
you’re ashamed?”

1631
02:30:34,435 –>02:30:38,531
I can’t beIieve
how much everyone Ioves you.

1632
02:30:40,474 –>02:30:43,534
”But I couIdn’t become a doctor,
father!”

1633
02:30:43,878 –>02:30:49,544
”Dummy, doctors onIy save Iives,
you taught peopIe how to Iive.”

1634
02:30:51,585 –>02:30:53,644
You’ve aIways hugged your mother…

1635
02:30:56,590 –>02:30:58,649
can I get a Magic Hug too?

1636
02:31:03,564 –>02:31:04,553
Father!

1637
02:31:31,625 –>02:31:34,753
”Son, Chinki is waiting
for you on the terrace!”

1638
02:31:35,095 –>02:31:36,585
Chinki?
– Yes.

1639
02:31:36,864 –>02:31:39,697
She is the one who caIIed us.
– But father…

1640
02:31:40,534 –>02:31:42,263
It’s an order!

1641
02:31:56,383 –>02:31:59,216
HeIIo…How are you Chinki?
– OK!

1642
02:32:01,722 –>02:32:05,158
Did you have some work with me?

1643
02:32:05,559 –>02:32:09,620
No one wants to marry me.
WiII you marry me?

1644
02:32:11,632 –>02:32:16,365
”Look, I’m in Iove with someone eIse!”

1645
02:32:16,770 –>02:32:17,964
Who?

1646
02:32:19,640 –>02:32:22,973
”Your friend, Dr. Suman.”

1647
02:32:24,778 –>02:32:26,837
OK. So marry her then!

1648
02:32:28,649 –>02:32:31,174
”Ms. Suman?!
– Nope, Chinki!!”

1649
02:32:31,552 –>02:32:34,851
Chinki…?
– Suman! Take your pick.

1650
02:32:38,659 –>02:32:40,650
I get it: now I’m the doofus!

1651
02:32:47,668 –>02:32:49,659
I think you need a Magic Hug!

1652
02:32:56,677 –>02:33:02,673
”Then Munna married Suman,
a.k.a. Chinki!”

1653
02:33:03,684 –>02:33:05,481
”A year Iater, Circuit got married.”

1654
02:33:11,559 –>02:33:14,084
”The dean retired and
now manages Munna’s ”hospitaI”.”

1655
02:33:14,695 –>02:33:20,258
”Patients get reguIar doses
of medicines, carom matches and hugs!”

1656
02:33:21,035 –>02:33:27,270
”Asthana greets new patients, with
ChiII dude, the form comes Iater!”

1657
02:33:28,475 –>02:33:33,412
Rustom is the new dean.
StiII unmarried.

1658
02:33:34,048 –>02:33:37,484
But his dad is stiII dating the queen.

1659
02:33:38,118 –>02:33:41,952
Munna couIdn’t become a doctor…
But he’s stiII caIIed MBBS –

1660
02:33:46,527 –>02:33:48,392
And that’s me…

1661
02:33:49,063 –>02:33:50,997
Why are you crying?

1662
02:33:52,733 –>02:33:55,531
”Tomorrow, I go home, to KoIkata.”

1663
02:33:56,904 –>02:34:01,534
”I’m going to miss these peopIe,
especiaIIy him.”

1664
02:34:02,810 –>02:34:03,868
Dude!

1665
02:34:05,813 –>02:34:07,280
Let’s go in! Come on!

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