What Should I Wear?

Hey, do you think I should take a bunch of
shirtless pictures for Instagram and then just, like, put emojis over the nipples? What emoji? All of them! It was gonna be a series. I did it! I’ve found the perfect outfit. For what – Rosh Hashannah? No, for a date!
Or a non-date date, it’s unclear. I need to look like the kinda girl you’d want to date. Cool, what’re you gonna wear? This, Gaby! It’s perfectly constructed to show that I am
a respectable, smart girl with a good figure. I mean, you are all of those things,
but none of them are visible right now. Even if I take my cardigan off halfway
through lunch when it gets warm? …Are you a dancer? Hey! Come back!
Life is a cabaret! I went to boarding school,
but I didn’t like it. Further? No – u – it’s a complicated dress. I like to be take seriously,
but not in the bedroom. Yuck! It doesn’t work for me!
I don’t know why it doesn’t work for me! I’m a good person who’s made mistakes,
but I’ve taken the time to reinvent myself into someone worth being. Sure, I’m a bit uptight,
but I know how to have a good time when I’m given fair warning and moral support. I’m honest, I’m loyal, and I’m here –
ready for a relationship. Wow, but how many kids do you want? Two. That’s why I’m gonna wear platform sandals
instead of stilettos. Allison, you can’t put this much pressure
on your clothes to say who you are. I know that, Gaby. That’s why I put so much thought into my
hair and makeup too. Like pink, for an old soul. You are not your appearance. If you dress this way,
men will say this. If you dress that way,
women will think that. You can’t rely on physical things to
tell the world who you are or what you believe in. Are you serious? This is a summary at best. Subtitles by the Amara.org community

, ,

Post navigation

19 thoughts on “What Should I Wear?

  1. YouTube keeps recommending this to me over and over again because it KNOWS I'm clicking that thumbnail every time 🀣

  2. For the last outfit, Allison should’ve put her hair down, she kinda looks like a mom with it up

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *